25 Relatable Motherhood Tweets for Moms Raising Teens in These Crazy Times

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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My teen is asking for noise-cancelling Follow headphones like I'm going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids Follow Here's how I get my teen to text me back: I threaten to text his friends to tell him to text me back. Follow me for more parenting hacks.
    via @IHideFromMyKids
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    MOMMY Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Had to walk somewhere with my teen and he asked if we could take the bus so we wouldn't have to talk that much. Spring break is going great you guys.
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    RR MOMMY Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78 Me, saying goodnight to my teen: did you brush your teeth? My 15 year old: nah but they're clean 600
    via @SnarkyMommy78
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    Scary Scary Mommy Mommy @ScaryMommy When parenting my teen gets hard, I like to order her favorite takeout food for myself to eat while she's at school. I highly recommend incorporating this level of pettiness into your life to survive the teen years.
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    Scary Scary Mommy mommy @Scary Mommy My teen daughter emerged from her room wearing clean jeans that actually fit, one of my button-down blouses, and her hair neatly pulled back in a low pony tail. "You look so nice today," I said, "Wow!" She said, "Thanks! It's Dress Like A Teacher Day, don't I look HILARIOUS?"
    via @ScaryMommy
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    Scary Scary Mommy mommy @ScaryMommy ✶ Me: Glances in the direction of my teen for longer than 0.002 seconds. Teen: "What, why are you staring at me?!"
    via @ScaryMommy
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    Scary Mommy ✶ @ScaryMommy One of the hardest things I've had to do as a parent is let my teen, who thinks they know it all, find out on their own that they don't.
    via @ScaryMommy
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    Scary Scary Mommy mommy @ScaryMommy the time I told my teen "I created you and I can end you" isn't what I'd call a high point in my parenting, but it was definitely a memorable one
    via @ScaryMommy
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 One of the telltale signs that your teen wants money is that they'll call you "mommy" instead of "mom."
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teen thinks he's getting back at me by giving me the silent treatment. Little does he know, I love this game.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teen: please pick me up. Also my teen: please park around the corner so no one knows I have a mom.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    SARCASTE MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teen slept until noon. I asked him to do one chore. He'd like to know why he has to do everything. I'm still laughing.
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    SARCASTE SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Took my teen shopping for new shoes for school but he won't wear them on the first day because they look too new. Have kids. It's fun.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    SARCASTI MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 My teen's idea of cleaning their room is moving the laundry pile from the floor to the bed.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Mommy Owl @Mommy_Owl You ever just meet a little kid with a big personality and think "mmmm those those teen years are gonna be brutal on those poor parents"
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings I'm not ready for the teen years! I have 3 girls and my 7yo already mastered rolling her eyes
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings All the rumors are true. It's a different type of hard when your kid becomes a teen. It's like having a threenager minus the hugs and the adorable compliments. It's mostly rage.
    via @BunAndLeggings
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    Marcy G @BunAndLeggings When I make a fire playlist for the car ride to school and my soon to be teen puts on her headphones and listens to her own music... The disrespect.
    via @BunAndLeggings
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    Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking the trick to making sure you don't get any attitude when you interact with your teen, is to have food ready to give them. i picked up 13 last night from a friends and before he could be crabby with me i handed him a bag of Arby's. follow me for more pet - Oops i mean more parenting advice.
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    Dadman Walking ❤ @dadmann_walking my teen eats so many ramen noodles i'm beginning to think it's the MSG and sodium that's giving him the attitude and body odors.
    via @dadmann_walking
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    Dadman Walking ❤ @dadmann_walking i hated what my teen was wearing today so i told him i loved it and it looked "dripping bruh". he changed. follow me for more parenting advice
    via @dadmann_walking
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    Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking My teen said I was old and out of touch. I told him to eat my shorts cause that's hella whack home skillet.
    via @dadmann_walking

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