37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (August 25, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 25, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod! My 10 year old son just went to his first ever Dungeons and Dragons session and I am losing it! I've been trying to get him into dnd for about a year now and he finally decided to give it a try and I was so excited! I dropped him off at one of his friends' house and then waited for a few hours, hoping, praying that he would love it as much as I did when I first played it - And he did! When I came to pick him up, he and his friends were so happy! he couldn't wait to tall me about their adventure.

His character's name is "Zorg the Rizzler" and he is a human fighter who has swords for hands! He is a brave warrior with a tragic backstory of stabbing everyone he loved (since he has swords for hands). They met at the local inn, went to a casino, fought goblins in a cave, got captured and then fought their way out! I'm so happy!  

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    bae: come over me: i cant tonight's D&D night bae: my parents aren't home me: tonight's D&D night
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    The first time you see a nat 20 The 8607th time you see a nat 20
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    New Password Rest of the party Weak New Password The barbarian Strong
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    肉 DM Plot hole Magic PASTE
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    DandyBeyond B @DandyBeyond me: ok brain, time to sleep my brain: ok Dandy, listen up. D&D campaign, Osmosis Jones setting, but it's in a dragon and it's body parts and organs form a mega dungeon. IT'S LITERALLY a DUNGEON AND A DRAGON! me: ok, that does sound dope #dnd .> 7:43 PM 16 Apr 20 Twitter for Android
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    Waking up in the middle of the night like: @mydnd20 I forgot to add my proficiency bonus.
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    DM: Roll a Dex save Me: Does an 8 pass? DM:
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    DM Players Some random unimportant stuff Players the DM described for the atmosphere
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    Mom, I'll have a date Be careful dear. today guys only want one thing nowadays Sex? No A Dungeons and Dragons group with 3+ players who play at least once a week
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    the DM players rolling a 20 on a seduction check for a monster
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    My wife Me explaining what happened in DnD last night
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    PC DM: What is your AC? PC DM: Nevermind it's a crit. Make a death save fb.com/dndmemes PC DM: finishes math* No wait, don't bother with the death save
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    PC: "I want to seduce the Noble and also climb up the wall." facebook.com/dndmemes DM: "You can't do both at the same time." PC: "JUST WATCH ME"
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    when you have levels in both cleric and monk DON'T WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE WOR
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    WILL THEY EVER ROLL US? 10 12 NAH, THEY'LL JUST KEEP GOING ON UNRELATED TANGENTS UNTIL ITS TIME To Go 20 8 14 AND THEN ITS BACK IN THE BAG FOR US HANNAH HILLAM 74
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    Cleric: uses Turn Undead Skeletons: I don't know where I'm walking but it's somewhere away from this guy u/Nick Blade
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    DM -How many character sheets have you made today? Player -None! Ok, 5. Or more. A baker's dozen at the most. DM Do you even know how many there are in a baker's dozen? Player -By my count, 48.
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    Me as a DM: I wish my players would take this seriously. Also me as a DM: You meet the Kuo-Tao's greatest warrior, Fin Diesel
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    Clerics in a nutshell I am the pope I speak for god Promote atheism again I'll beat you with a rod
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    When you're tryna remember that one feature your dnd character has that could save your ass rn
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    Cleric We believe you sold your soul. CEFFER Warlock That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... Warlock Patron
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    Tabaxi Sorcerer Casting Colour Spray.
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    Prepping for hours for something that gets consumed in minutes Cooks Dungeon Masters
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    When anyone mentions anything that remotely refers to D&D. @4d6_drop_lowest Me with a 1-20 levels campaign on the go ready to be hurt again by parties that cannot schedule whomst has summoned the almighty one
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    BARD Emotional Touching BARBARIAN Can Tavern Work Trouble Nude Touches Completely Likely Other Ruins to People's DM's Punch Private Things Encounters High Someone Special Velocity Hands Spurts Traumatized Orphan ROGUE MONK @rustystyrofoam
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    The DM when the party is out of spell slots AWW I'M SORRY. DID SOMEONE GET ADDICTED TO LONG RESTS? imgflip.com
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    DM Good player that pays attention and takes notes. Plot hooks that involve their backstory
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    "I know we split the party, but where is everyone else?" DM: I'll tell you where they're not, SAFE
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    Sorcerers and Wizards: *Squabbling over spells known* Druids and Clerics, who have access to their entire spell list and can choose new spells every long rest: Pathetic. made with mematic
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    In DM Jail: DM who counterspells healing spells Sometimes when my players buy health potions, I make them potions of Poison DUDE WTF?!
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    Enemy: Now that I'm near the wizard he's do- Wizard with 18 Strength and a +3 quarterstaff: made with mematic
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    When a players can't do a young sounding voice for their kid character so they just use their normal speaking I'm 12 years old.
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    ME EXPLAINING THAT SINCE LOOKING AT A WELDING ARC IRL CAN BLIND YOU BUT NOT IF YOU SEE THAT SAME ARC ON TELEVISION, THEREFORE A PHOTO OF A MEDUSA WON'T TURN YOU TO STONE made with thematic MY TINDER DATE REALIZING SHE MISINTERPRETED "ROLE PLAY ENTHUSIAST IN MY PROFILE
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    The Party after a short rest in the final dungeon: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie and two shots of espresso and I am ready to either fight God or die trying. imgflip.com
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    Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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    #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: - Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night
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    Kelli #OperaGeek #PAXEast @TheOperaGeek Hey, you. Yeah, you, the one reading this. I just hummed a song for you. You've got Bardic Inspiration. You can use that extra d10 for anything you need to conquer today. Do the thing. #OperaGeek #DnD #BardLife 4:01 PM 21 Feb 19
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