Did you ask if we're fine? Oh, we're just feline fine, fank you feline much. What? Why did we say "feline" so much? We didn't, we talked normeowlly. Purrfectly normeowal human speech. What do you meowing mean by "what's wrong with your mind?", nothing is wrong with our meowing mind, it purrs purrfectly well. We feel ameowzing, like we've never fluffy feline felt before. We're just meow meow felines-all-around.
What "what"? What didn't you understand?! We're just meow meow meow purr purr floofs. Are we what? Mind controlled by cats? That's abpured! We're meowing feline fine! Meow meow meow yourself. You should definitely meow meow purr and ooh big stretch to relieve some of that stress. It's just meow meow, you know? Nothing big.
Why do you keep meowing at us that we're meowing mind controlled by cats? Stop it! Hiss! Hiss! Hiss! That's it, we're done here. Meow meow meow meow meow.
Such a sweet boy we need to nom nom nom his head. Luckily, it's already hamburger-shaped. We need to nom nom nom with kisses. He's a sweet feline boy, doing sweet feline things.
No talk me im bred. Smol bred make quiet. No talk me acquaintance, u stranger now. Just meow away from here im baguette. U no do talk wit bred. Im no cat, only bred to nom nom.
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