A Bunch of Nerdy Memes for Clever People, You Wouldn’t Get It

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  • 01

    Today i learned that an Okapi is just a defragged zebra!

    I defragged my zebra
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  • 02

    Editor up screw

    Alex Rogaski @AlexRogaski Biologist screws up: Mutant killer virus Physicist screws up: Deadly black hole Geologist screws up: Rock on table is now rock on floor 1/20/16, 8:35 PM 10X 233923 MAR 10, 2016 HIGH-RES
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    If: True Then: Funny

    Age is just an integer. Programmers will understand this one mommarun ⚫ 2h Age is just an integer. Reply 123 • takentheyrealltaken ⚫ 1h Speak for yourself, my age is a boolean. Dorkykong2 • 1h Age: Yes Probably---Pooping ⚫ 55m If age: true dnqboy • 20m Reply 69 Reply 48 Reply 會 21 my sex is a boolean but it's always set to false officialquiznos ⚫ 1m Reply 10 And it's constant :/ Reply +2
  • 04

    "hope this goes chiral" got me

    Saloni @salonium_34 This is the best chemistry meme I've seen so far and I can't stop laughing Samuel-L-Jackson Samuel-D-Jackson hope this goes chiral
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  • 05

    There is no universe where this isn't funny (Except for the ones where the is such a universe)

    smokywarfare: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations Except in the universe where it does i'm having an aneurysm
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    You don't know how alien junk looks like

    What aliens do on Earth What humans do on Mars H ALIENS HUMANS HISTORY.COM
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    Einstein had flees

    kaijuno Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you'll be at a conference and it's like "is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???" "Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be" inthisquarter I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.
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  • 08

    Spicy humor

    officialkinghenryviii: princessqueer: theblackpoolmenace-senpai: dramaddict: one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×1023 guacas I'm disgusted by my ability to get this joke. one might even call it avocado's number NO.
  • 09

    This is amperically funny

    JOIN THE RESISTANCE OHMMMMM...
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    Isn't this the guacamole dude?

    6.0221415 * 1023 6.0221415 * 10 23 6.0221415 * 1023 6.0221415 * 1023 TAKE MY NUMBER 6.0221415 × 1023 6.0221415 * 1023 HEY LADIES
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  • 11

    This car is funny, It had way too many seats, what a fun concept (am i doing it right?)

    E 5 seats in the front. 7 seats in the middle. 5 seats in the back. HAIKUBARU It's poetry in motion.
  • 12

    Dis iz konfuzing

    questlon Rules to learning English 1. their our know rules hemingay this makes me feel so uncomfortable
  • 13

    Evil weather

    hail satan rain satan snow satan tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan it'll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan agravus.tumblr.com
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  • 14

    Emmeth and Emmeth

    His hands doth perspire, knees weak arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; mother's spaghetti adam.the.creator
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    Sir, this is a Wendy's

    direcartographies: fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however 'moose' is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way. Oh baby. Keep talking dirty to me.
  • 16

    Shakespear's for idiots!

    official-whitegirl spingboobsqueepants raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. "It's all jokes and sword fights," he'd say, "do they seriously tell my jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren't allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they're telling jokes? Oh my god that's hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne." Sou
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  • 17

    Ok, the cage one is clever

    Hands according to pianists Chopin Beethoven Rachmaninoff TENTANG BUL Liszt BOULEZ ווייויין Cage | || | || | || | || Bach Debussy
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    Probably shouldn't

    Can you lick the science? Chemistry: NO!!! DO NOT!!! Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous Psychology: Best not Physics: WTF??? How??? Zoology: In Zoology, science licks you. Computer science: The tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it's working Software engineering: Nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try Astronomy: Look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes to get humankind to another planet, then so be it.
  • 19

    This is a major complaint

    AC P Moderato Play without Bitching about the key mp disobedient-nightmare: thecatcherintheryebread: This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! There are minors present
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  • 20

    Next time I'll cha cha into your room

    thosechoirproblems indecisivehannahk aleetlepinch: > I'm so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I'm obviously listening to music in 4/4. Omg yes. #choir #choir problems #choir jokes 52,043 notes L Il
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    What he said

    Redundancy is the unnecessary use of either needless, tautological, pleonastic, superfluous or unnecessary text, by which one repeats, in duplication, the same, identical, aforesaid things over and over and over and over and over again, beyond what would be needed or required to explain, or make comprehensible, the intended or signified meaning of that which one wishes to convey.
  • 22

    Bach is the cutest

    Bach STREET BOYS 告
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  • 23

    Ouch!

    ophelia: babe come over hamlet: I can't I'm hiding a body ophelia: my dad isn't home hamlet: I know
  • 24

    Some of them have a beg leg

    soloontherocks: pandorantimelord: One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation "bi" is short for "bisexual", when really it stands for "Black Island", the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run did you mean birates it's like all you gotta do is flip the p upside down Well, it just shows how easy it is to go both ways. 97,409 notes tl
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    do-do-do-do-do

    9:07 PM take-me-to-another-dimension iPod laft-er CA musica-mundana: sit-back-relax-relapse: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS That's a shark 34,005 notes: A a
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  • 26

    I thought it would be blue milk

    WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A COW WITH AN OCTOPUS? A VISIT FROM THE ETHICS COMMITTEE AND IMMEDIATE WITHDRAWAL OF YOUR FUNDING
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    Time to upgrade backwards

    Introducing Microsoft For distribution with a new DELL PC only Windows 95 For distribution with a new PC only For product support, contact the manufacturer of your PC ✰✰✰✰✰ Upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8, March 20, 2014 By Brenden This review is from: Microsoft Windows 95 (CD-ROM) I upgraded to Windows 95 from Windows 8. Before in Windows 8 I had to go to the ginormous start screen to launch a program on the desktop, but now in Windows 95, there is a start menu that makes launching progra
  • 28

    It's the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems

    Not to get technical... but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution
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  • 29

    Survival of the Flutist

    iamthedukeofurl: knightsgambit fyeahflutes: swagarolli: flutes players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute players need to breathe flute PLAYERS NEED TO BREAHTE 50 58 Slow aff slightly soften slightly no the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one Those that make it to the end of the song go on to reproduce, ensuring the next generation of flute players is stronger. This is known as Survival of the Flutist
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    BACH

    BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH BACH made on imgur

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