31 Immature Puns and Dad Jokes That Aren’t Fully Groan Yet (September 1, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Sep 1, 2024 9:00 PM EDT

You know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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    Gary Lineker ❤ @GaryLineker Follow Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think. pic.twitter.com/LkX5JarDIH Reply Retweet 8,929 RETWEETS 4,648 FAVORITES 9:54 AM-28 Oct 13 Favorite ••• More Flag media
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    III. AT&T 5:31 PM 15% Messages Dad Edit On espn Sep 23, 2013, 9:02 AM Check on padi credit with your advisor. kk Sep 23, 2013, 4:53 PM Did ya hear about the kidnapping at school Sep 23, 2013, 5:19 PM no! What happened Sep 23, 2013, 5:30 PM It is ok he woke up iMessage god dammit Delivered Send
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    oo AT&T Messages (6) Daddy 4:19 PM 64% Contact We just ate Ok so you can be here at 5? We'll see How does the turkey smell? I guess through its beak Delivered OiMessage Send QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL Z X CV BNM (×) 123 space return
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    A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this" "Dad, you don't mean-" "Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition* "Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad".
    via UhBell
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    III. AT&T All Inboxes From: Arend To: Katie 11:10 AM @ 85% 1 of 364 Hide Study: Men With Smaller Testicles Are Better Fathers « CBS Atlanta September 11, 2013, 6:59 AM Sorry I wasn't a better father http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/09/10/study- men-with-smaller-testicles-are-better-fathers/ Sent from my iPad F ✓
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    occasionalawesome screamingcrawfish hoebama: Source: hoebama hoebama: i have this teacher and every time u ask him a question instead of saying "no" he says "fraid not" and pulls out a frayed knot he keeps in his pocket 18,360 notes Publish
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  • 07
    My dad didn't have 19 candles, but he had a 4. So he said this cake is 4 your birthday...
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    Dec 26, 2012 2:14 PM Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry Dad Dad Dec 26, 2012 2:30 PM Dad is dead. You're next. Love, Moth
    via UhBell
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    i've got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like "let's not make any rash decisions" and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us 271,131 notes tl
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    In only two weeks I lost my new glasses
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    My dad tells this joke to every new girlfriend I bring home. How do you sell a deaf man a chicken? Leans in close, takes a deep breath and screams at the top of his lungs: WANNA BUY A CHICKEN?!?!?
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    homewreecker chemie-in-tha-ho... + Source: swimdeepinw... ee Coca-Co Coca-Cola zero staticpoison: swimdeepinwavves: my dad yelled "henessey come do a line of coke with me!" so i went to the kitchen and he set this up oh my god this makes it sound like you were totally up for doing a line of actual coke with your father 109,417 notes
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    ■■II. Verizon LTE Messages 7:35 AM ICE Daddy + 100% Edit 07:57.3 07:57.3 Start Reset Broke 8 minutes on my first mile in about a month! Whoop! Im glad you are driving slower Text Message Send QWERTYUIOP ASDFGHJKL ZXCVBNM 123 HO space return
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    Hi Susie! I like your sweater! Is it Felt? Every damn time I brought a friend over as a pre-teen: Well no, actually it's wool- IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!!
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    Dad at the hospital Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor. Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano? Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days. Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.
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    My mom sent me this picture with the caption "Dad wants to know what he should eat first... He's just cracking himself up..."
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    ENSURE TOP SECRET BOTTOM SECRET BALL BEARING ANTI TE
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    meladoodle: last christmas we bought a fake christmas tree and the guy behind the counter said to my dad 'are you going to put it up yourself?' and my dad said 'dont be disgusting... im going to put it in the living room'
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    I'm laying in bed reading a book when my dad walks in with a tape measure... About five feet away from me he stops and starts pushing the tape out to me. It gets closer and closer until it eventually smushes against my cheek. I ask him "What are you doing?" "I'm measuring your patience.
    via UhBell
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    pizza chuckle-worthy morgrana: Source: morgrana Omg I was talking to my dad and I went "omg I haven't shaved my legs for 2 weeks" and then his face just dropped like he'd seen a ghost and he gasped then looked at me and whispered "I completely forgot to shave my legs for 41 years* 73,854 notes
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  • 22
    Dad! It's so cold in here! Go stand in the corner. 100 The corner is 90 degrees Why? しい
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    This is my dad. His name is Cliff. DANGEROUS CLIFF STAY BACK
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    Last joke from my Grandpa... We were seeing him in the hospital for the last time with our family and at some point my aunt asked who of us want coffee. We counted coffee drinkers among us and my aunt said "Ok, I'll bring a full tray" My grandpa lifted his head for the last time and said "rather bring that in a cup, it's so hard to drink from the tray" He was amazing.
    via UhBell
  • 25
    IM MAKING A LIST OF REASONS TO MOVE TO SWITZERLAND 7 THE FLAG IS A BIG PLUS
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    I'M TERRIFIED OF ELEVATORS I'LL BE TAKING STEPS TO AVOID THEM
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    THERE'S NO I IN DENIAL
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    STEAK PUNS A MEDIUM WHERE ANYTHING WELL DONE IS RARE
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  • 29
    HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT NEW MOVIE, "CLOCKS"? 10 8 11 IT'S ABOUT TWO HOURS
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    IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN PUNS TO KLEPTOMANIACS THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS 17:30 LITERALLY
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    TO THE GUY WHO INVENTED ZERO ZERO THANKS FOR NOTHING
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