Every hooman is a bit of a cat. And by "a bit" we mean " a lot". It's just that cats get to live the purrfect cat life we all dream about, and we… we have to continue with our hooman existence. It's a known thing that when we are all kids, we want to be adults - we think the world would be perfect if we could have no restricting bedtime and the ability to eat all the candies we want without mom telling us not to. But then we all grow up and become adults - and we impose our own bedtime on ourselves otherwise we don't function, and eating all the candies we want is… um, let's say we don't do it. So we want to be cats.
If we were cats we could sleep how much we want, whenever we want, without it colliding with something like work in our schedule. And about the candies? We know we would get them. Our cat surely does whenever he asks for them…
Sounds like a great idea. You stare at us like that, we stare at you like that, you purr, we pet you. Sounds purrfect. Don't forget the snacks. Just kidding, you are the snack.
Haha "that's me" they told us in the title. Haha. So funny. Hilarious. We're laughing as much as this cat is laughing right now. Can someone help our bank account pretty please?
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