A life in Hobbiton would be ideal.
There's a reason those half-foots get nostalgic and start to glow when they speak of the Shire, with its rolling green hills, cozy Hobbit holes, and a rotating buffet of deliciously hearty foods for every meal (even second breakfast). As a woman entrenched in the lore of Lord of the Rings, I can honestly say that Hobbit lifestyle–regardless of the perils of impromptu adventures, hungry cave trolls, and cunning wizards–is idyllic and this is the one book universe in which I'd happily supplant myself.
Imagine the daily life of Rosie Cotton. With her pin-tight curls and worn-in apron, Rosie Cotton lowkey lives every lady's Hobbiton-core fantasies–especially since she's married to Samwise the Brave, the surest Hobbit in all of the Shire.
In the real world, we romanticize girl bosses, the daily grind, closing the wage gap, and breaking through the glass ceiling, but now and again, a girl's gotta imagine a more fantastical daydream–one that includes a pint at the Green Dragon, a 111th birthday party, and the dazzling fireworks of ole Gandalf the Grey.
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