The text message may not be the most courteous way to break up, but we're pretty sure it's the most entertaining. Unless someone has broken up via sky-writing. That would probably be better.
Really Twist That Knife
You want them to hurt just like you hurt, but sometimes they just don't care.
It's a Matter of Grammar, Not the Heart
Communication is key, and this person knows it.
The Magic Is Gone
Some women may like poetry, but you know what they don't like? Crappy limericks. In fact, it's not just women. NO ONE like's crappy limericks.
Don't Cheat With an Angry Girlfriend
For your own safety and sanity, do not Google pain olympics. We're serious.
Again, TEXT THE RIGHT PERSON!
Names aren't hard to read people. Always double check.
Make Sure You Text the Right Person
And hope to god you don't get your girlfriend's father. It will only get worse from there.
Sometimes it Doesn't Take Much
A Simple auto-correct mistake can do so much damage. But it's nice to know where your partner stands.
A Good Companion Needs a Good Heart
When you find out you're dating a sociopath, it's probably time to end it.
It's Good to Find the Humor in a Breakup
To be fair, octagon is a funny word.
Whenever Possible Use Pictures
A picture is worth a thousand words, so you can really go in to detail on why the relationship isn't working.
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