The text message may not be the most courteous way to break up, but we're pretty sure it's the most entertaining. Unless someone has broken up via sky-writing. That would probably be better.
You want them to hurt just like you hurt, but sometimes they just don't care.
Communication is key, and this person knows it.
Some women may like poetry, but you know what they don't like? Crappy limericks. In fact, it's not just women. NO ONE like's crappy limericks.
For your own safety and sanity, do not Google pain olympics. We're serious.
Names aren't hard to read people. Always double check.
And hope to god you don't get your girlfriend's father. It will only get worse from there.
A Simple auto-correct mistake can do so much damage. But it's nice to know where your partner stands.
When you find out you're dating a sociopath, it's probably time to end it.
To be fair, octagon is a funny word.
A picture is worth a thousand words, so you can really go in to detail on why the relationship isn't working.