Dear dog diary, today we came to the conclusion that we want to become dogs. Dog are funny and fun, loved and lovable, cute and cuddly, astounding and adorable, and generally better than anyone else. So dear dog diary, we wish you could help us to assume all these magnificent dog qualities, but you cannot - you're a diary. Last we checked, diaries cannot help humble hoomans become darling dogs. But dear dog diary, you are in fact helping us, by giving us a place where we can express our doggo desires.
Oh, and dear dog diary, please don't forget to remind us we would like some yummy treats tomorrow. We are half kidding. of course, because you will remind us anyway. We wrote this treat reminder right now, so we will read it tomorrow and remember. Thank you for being there for us, dear dog diary.
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Hello there Stop That, AKA Get Back Here. We are also a dog, and we are named Sit Down, but sometimes they call us What Do You Have In You Mouth. A pleasure to meet you.
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