'One kid shouted 'I SEE THE LIGHT!' and then sleepwalked into a wall': 20+ Hilarious things people said while sleeptalking

These people have said some pretty hilarious things while sleep-talking, and their friends or spouses overheard them!

It seems like every family has at least one person who sleepwalks or sleeptalks, and the rest of the group gets to make fun of them. It's just one of the enjoyable parts of living with people. It's highly amusing to watch someone who's clearly asleep stumble around or shout random nonsequiturs. For the people in these stories, they got to witness some hilarious moments that they'll remember for a long time to come.

One person found their husband asleep with his arm in the air, and as they approached him, he announced that, "I like your bones." Another person overheard their brother sleep shouting "Stop brushing my teeth!" Most dreams don't make much sense anyway, since it's just random neurons firing in your brain, creating nonsensical adventures for you as you slumber. That only makes it funnier to hear these dreams make their way into the real world! Check out a bunch of funny anecdotes below from people who overheard their spouses, siblings, roommates, or family members yapping in their sleep.

Up next, read a handful of tales from retail workers who can't get their customers to understand them, like one frustrated worker who insisted "I didn't make your drink wrong, Amy."

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