Meet Emperor Calus, NotDog, and Toolbox: 27 Comely Cute Cats With Nutty Nonsensical Names

We're all very vanilla named, largely because we're just humble hoomans. Sure, we might know someone with a very unusual name, or someone from a distant country with a wildly different language that produces very different names from what we regularly know - but they're most likely very ordinary names of where they came from. But you most definitely don't know anyone named Refrigerator. But for some reason, cat pawrents all around the globe think that, while they themselves are named John Smith, it would be completely appropriate to name their feline friend Carnegie Mr. Carnegie J Wuffles the III.

There are so many weird cat names out there, and it's all our own hooman fault. Some cat pawrents were asked to share the exotic names they've given their cat companions, and oh boy… let's just say you're very close to meeting Carnegie Mr. Carnegie J Wuffles the III and Refrigerator.

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