23 Witchy Memes for Samhain Celebrators

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  • 01
    When a Witch has the munchies
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    NOWING Boys Sleepover: Haha yeah then we stayed up past our bedtimes to play Minecraft! Girls Sleepover: SONO SODOM NOMINENTLY
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    when your "normal" friends start asking you questions about manifestation & meditation
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    ARE YOU A GOOD WITCH OR A BAD WITCH?" HONEY. I'M @GOTHICRAVENS BOTH. I'M BI-HEXUAL.
  • 05
    Me, as a young girl, daydreaming about what I wanted to be when I grow up.
  • 06
    ME WONDERING IF I SHOULD TELL MY DEVOUT CHRISTIAN FRIEND THAT HER VISION BOARD, AFFIRMATIONS AND CANDLES IS ABOUT 3 STEPS FROM LOW-KEY WITCHCRAFT... OSHUNSLIGHT
  • 07
    Witches when performing a self love ritual OL RELIABLE **
  • 08
    Why don't any men ever compliment me like this? @chaosmemes ཙ She's got more wicked witchery than Stevie Nicks.
  • 09
    When you're out being a bad witch and you see another bad witch
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    Mailing glitterbombs to your enemies, thus polluting the planet with non biodegradable litter Making compostable hexing confetti by puching holes in poison ivy leaves... and then mailing it to your enemies
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    metvmorqhoses girls don't want boys, girls want a collection of ancient daggers, a gothic castle with secret passages, isolated from civilization and surrounded by an intricate forest inhabited by wild creatures to befriend at will, a labyrinth-library filled with rare and dangerous volumes, a hidden garden where strange flowers with no name can grow untamed, ridiculously long flowing velvet and silk robes, a nice divan-window spot on which to read, write and watch thunderstorms from, unlimited
  • 12
    Roxi Horror @roxiqt ME, 10: I want a prince to marry me so I can be a princess ME, 20: I want to be the queen of my own castle ME, 30: I want to be an old witch that lives in a swamp
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    WHEN YOU'RE AN INFERNAL DEMON ETERNALLY STOKING THE FIRES OF THE PIT. BUT YOU ALSO LIKE PRETTY DRESSES
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    Tryin to be a forest witch like Expectation @irreverenttarot Reality
  • 15
    Them: "Don't come in here with that witchy Me: *coming in here with that witchy imgflip.com
  • 16
    How I feel advising baby witches against love spells Never start a marriage with a kidnapping GIF
  • 17
    morthils jkr for convincing a whole generation that "witch" and "wizard" are male/female versions of the same thing morthils witches ⚫ herbs and gardening ⚫ cook a lot ⚫ wear lots of black ⚫ cats ⚫ magical brews • probably the village midwife ⚫ cottage in the woods ⚫ vine whips and healing spells ⚫ bigass hat but it's all slouchy and cute wizards ⚫ wear blankets, if you're lucky ⚫ lab in a tower ⚫ grad student vibes ⚫ will definitely accidentally kill you ⚫ fireballs • high in some kind of magic
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    "Can't talk rn, doing hot girl
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    Them: You can't claim to be a witch and believe in science! Me: Oh but I can! Siren Spectacular
  • 20
    "Real Witches would never..." Me: IDO WHATEVER THE I LIKE
  • 21
    When it's been a long week and people are trying to interact with you... Please do not play with the witch. She is fragile.
  • 22
    Coworker: "hey quick question, you do witchcraft right?" me: That entirely depends on the rest of the information you're about to give me.
  • 23
    Q: How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb? A: Into what?

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