Oh, no! The trash can in the back ally was knocked over again, spilling the garbage all over the pavement. But wait… that's something there. No, not a treasure. No, not your old posters from your room that you decided to discard last week. It's… it's a raccoon! But wait, shhhh, be quiet. If you get too close to him he'll get scared and run, he's too anxious as it is. This trashy trash panda needs gentle care. Do you have any peace offerings to give him? Besides trash, of course.
Let's bring him some baynaynay from the kitchen, raccoons love to monch the baynaynay. Oh, look, he's getting closer! Shhhh! Don't scare him. Omg, he's eating the baynaynay. Wait, what is that…? He's receiving baynaynay power, he's getting into the banan-overdrive! Somebody stop this chaos machine! He's flying above the city spreading trash! He's on his way to bring forth raccoon dominion!
Baynaynay overdrive is setting, the raccoon will gain the banan energy. Don't let this bleeping cute face deceive you, this raccoon is on his way to rule the world with chaos and coo-cooness.
Himbs cookie where? He be jar, cookie in himb, now. This da order of things and stuff - when jar, cookie in. If raccon be jar, cookie in raccoon, now.
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