27 Dazzling Dinosaur Memes Digging Their Way Up From the Terrifying Triassic Layer for Terrific Laughs

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Oct 16, 2024 11:00 AM EDT

Feeling dandy and daring today? So come with us on a journey to the past, to dig underground and discover long-gone dazzling humor that'll make you the joke king - the Jokeasaurus. It is said the Jokeasaurus lived a terrific life in the terrifying Triassic era, where it went around the world and tried to make all these dinosaurs stop roaring and start laughing. It told them "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!", or "What does a dinosaur use to pay its bills? Tyrannosaurus checks!". No one laughed and then a meteor fell and they all died.

But today we're digging for this lost dinosaur humor, to discover all these dinosaur memes and bring back the Jokeasaurus back to glory. Let's start with you answering this: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?… think about it… a little more… Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet! Not good? Well, answer this: Why don't dinosaurs ever give high-fives?… come on, think… Because they're all extinct!

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  • 01
    Since hair isn't preserved in fossils, we can't rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this
    via @SuperMightyMM

    First the feathers, now the hair, it seems that dinosaurs were actually quite fabulousaurus. How much time until paleontologists discover a dinosaur hair and makeup influencesaurus? They surely had some during the Tiktokian era.

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    Jenna B. Badd @jennapurrlee The elusive pte[redact]yl Pte yl
    via @jennapurrlee
  • 03
    Did you survive? Yes. What did it cost? Everything.
    via irtjevampiertje

    With all due respect for chickens, and we have a lot of respect for chickens, this does not fly with us. Haha, chickens can't fly. We will show ourselves out and then in a digging site next to a dinosaur fossil where this kind of humor belongs.

  • 04
    World's most terrifying dinosaurs
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 05
    Jurassic Times Call for Jurassic Measures.
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 06
    That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin'
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 07
    Imaging and Analysis @NHM_IAC Follow "Who's got two thumbs and thinks he's going to survive extinction? This guy." #MusMeme
    via @NHM_IAC
  • 08
    E OIL LEGO 16+ 75936 3120 pcs/prs OIL VOO
    via @WhoIncreaseRoo
  • 09
    WHENEVER YOU'RE SAD JUST IMAGINE A T-REX MAKING A BED
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 10
    What scientists thought of dinosaurs in the 80's-90's: What scientists think of dinosaurs now:
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 11
    Jake Vig @Jake_Vig In every artist's depiction of a meteor that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, there's always one T-Rex looking up at it like "That can't be good."
    via @Jake_Vig
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    Evolution can you To have protection? give me scales for protection Yeeees. actually colonises land and diversifies into numerous reptilian classes, leading to the evolution of birds and mammals like a boss Dinosaur time
    via irtjevampiertje
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    Why babe what's wrong you've barely touched any of your triceramisu
    via @SuperMightyMM
  • 14
    This is how bald people should fight
    via @ShowYourCat
  • 15
    Yeah I'm SAD Secretly A Dinousour
    via @ShowYourCat
  • 16
    COULD TODAY POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE? YOU BET JURASSICAN
    via irtjevampiertje
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    I hate it when you see a sign and suddenly your plans are ruined
    via irtjevampiertje
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    Cheezburger Image 10415878912
    via irtjevampiertje
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    Teacher:Ok class put on your hard hats for safety Girls:OMG these are so uncomfortable Boys:
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 20
    Watch out! It's an Adraptor!
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 21
    THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE IT HAS PROUDLY BEEN D126 DAYS SINCE THE LAST INCIDENT We Miss You Pete What the happened here?
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 22
    Paleontology Department on Halloween...
    via irtjevampiertje
  • 23
    InkyInGreen @Blackwallmancer. 9h *taps mic, clears throat* Bananasaurus InkyInGreen @Blackwallmancer. 15h Just found the most ridiculous thing ever to crochet. brb in like five hours or however long it takes me
    via @Blackwallmancer
  • 24
    babe are you okay you barely even touched the nachosaurus
    via @ShowYourCat
  • 25
    Daughter: I want a Dinosaur Dad: It's impossible Daughter: Then let me have a Boyfriend Dad:
    via irtjevampiertje
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    Prehistoric Meteor: Nothing can survive my thicc impact Gators:
    via @ShowYourCat
  • 27
    You've scrolled down so much you've reached the Paleozoic period.
    via irtjevampiertje

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