Halloween is coming whether you are ready for it or not. If you have an entire group costume planned out with all of the pieces purchased, you are a visionary and should be very proud of yourself. The rest of us are trying to scrape together an Elisabeth Sparkle costume from the coats and gloves in our closets, to no avail. If you still have no idea what you're doing for the two Halloweekends that we have this year (and yes, the consensus is that they're both Halloweekends) that doesn't mean you're going to fail at Halloween this year. If you've got a white bandana and some glasses, you could easily be David Foster Wallace! If you've got a black eyeliner pencil, you can be John Waters! There are so many simple costumes out there, and if you're feeling hopeless about your costume, these Halloween memes might be a source of inspiration.