30+ Spooky Memes For Pre-Halloweekend Preparations

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Oct 18, 2024 4:00 PM EDT

Halloween is coming whether you are ready for it or not. If you have an entire group costume planned out with all of the pieces purchased, you are a visionary and should be very proud of yourself. The rest of us are trying to scrape together an Elisabeth Sparkle costume from the coats and gloves in our closets, to no avail. If you still have no idea what you're doing for the two Halloweekends that we have this year (and yes, the consensus is that they're both Halloweekends) that doesn't mean you're going to fail at Halloween this year. If you've got a white bandana and some glasses, you could easily be David Foster Wallace! If you've got a black eyeliner pencil, you can be John Waters! There are so many simple costumes out there, and if you're feeling hopeless about your costume, these Halloween memes might be a source of inspiration. 

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    Doth @DothTheDoth Murder me in an abandoned Victorian house during a thunderstorm or don't waste my time.
    via @DothTheDoth
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    home aesthetic goals: "the village witch lives here, but she's a good witch. probably. we think."
    via PyroDragon
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    normal people: "oh no, ravens are a bad omen!" me: "hello old friend, what message do you bring from the allfather?"
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    Fact: Historically, pockets in dresses were phased out to prevent women from concealing spells and charms **Woman Has Pockets** Medieval Dudes: Witchcraft!
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    @phntombridee occult girl october
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    When your new Appalachian gf takes you to meet her family
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    I know there's a good chance she'll kill me in some sort of ritual sacrifice, but I'm going in anyway ngmemes
    via PyroDragon
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    "What are you, goth?" "I dunno, somewhere on the spooktrum."
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    what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn't count as socializing
    via PyroDragon
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    I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOCIETY NO ONE DRINKS FROM THE SKULLS OF THEIR ENEMIES ANYMORE
    via PyroDragon
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    IS WEARING BABY SKULLS INHUMANE? IN THE KNOW CLIFFORD BANES ONION If my husband hadn't given me a baby skull ring when he proposed to me IS WEARING BABY SKULLS INHUMANE? ONION NEW! I would have been like, where's the skull? IN THE KNOW wwTH CLID BANES
    via PyroDragon
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    THIS CONTAINER TRANSPORTS A DISEASE WHICH HAS NO CURE LOOK TWICE TOREVE YAMAHA WA Days In Days Inn E HOL SE LAPE
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    Vampires your blood for Vitamin D because they can't go out in the sun themselves. You ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
    via PyroDragon
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    Stupid Vampire Idea They don't really live in Transalvania, they live in Ireland and Scotland. • No sunlight • Plenty of dishes with blood in them are the norm Everyone is pale, so no one will suspect your actually dead My Proof: Brannan McGuire @only3brannans Was standing next to a goth at the traffic lights n they opened up their umbrella n a honestly masel thought the was turning into a bat 21/03/2018, 16:40
    via @only3brannans
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    Are you tired? Come scream with us, at the bog meetings every half moon at 3 a.m.
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    When you invite a girl over to watch spooky movies and she starts taking her clothes off worstigaccount
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    Cheezburger Image 10417136896
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    t-s While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon. You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, a
    via PyroDragon
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    You can officially put your 9/11 decorations up
    via PyroDragon
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    My dads been feeding this crow and now he sits in his van with him
    via PyroDragon
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    galahadwilder Follow Sep 23, 2022 So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife galahadwilder Follow Sep 23, 2022 I'm apologizing profusely and he's like "oh it's fine it was funny" and then he offhandedly mentions that his next girlfriend tried to poison him also jasontoddsguns Sep 23, 2022 Follow Yeah this is going to break containment babe. galahadwilder Follow Sep
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    i believe in YANKEE CANDLE October SUPREMACY Pumpkin ghost
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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN Rease The Entire month of OCTOBER is HALLOWEEN CHANGE MY MIND
    via PyroDragon
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    existennialmemes Jun 7 Things Pride Month and Halloween have in common: Christian cultists think it's satanic Demons are a prevalent theme The Gays get really excited about it Costumes are common People fearmonger about The Children™ featuring elaborate scenarios they made up It's best when celebrated all year long RIP
    via existennialmemes
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    dark-and-night Follow Just an October Reminder • Werewolves are usually very sore after transforming, give them a heating pad and some gentle massages and be sure to keep plenty of food and water on hand. • Vampires don't mind the colder weather so remind them to wear jackets when they go out at night so that they'll blend in better with the cold populace. • The monster that lives under your bed likes the smell of the candles you burn in your room, Lush Forest is their favorite scent. • The shad
    via dark-and-night
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    Never judge a book by its cover. Except that one... Seriously. Put it down.
    via PyroDragon
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    Movie Idea: Aliens abduct a normal family man, not realizing he's a deranged secret closet serial killer with a body count in the dozens, and now he's loose on their ship as the power goes out
    via PyroDragon
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    My uber dropping me off anywhere this month
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    I'm seeing a big shift in friends moving away from: - alcohol - caffeine - nicotine and towards - The bright light emanating from the woods - The voice promising all the riches the world has to offer, also coming from the woods - the delicious smell of something in the woods
    via PyroDragon
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    Happiness is a cabin on 800 acres, 3 lakes, 2 mountains, a forest, and no neighbors.
    via PyroDragon
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    Mat Auryn 4d ✔ +Follow I don't understand cryptocurrency but I would definitely be interested in cryptidcurrency. PACABA THE LOCH MOTHIMAN NESS MONSTER
    via Mat Auryn

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