Dr. Dog MD is the Dankest Parody Twitter Account You'll See in a While

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Doctor Dog: "Nurse, go fetch me the patient's chart"
*Nurse Dog's tail goes nuts*

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015

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What made you want to be the 1st dog to go to medical school?

DR. DOG: *imagines burying a bunch of x-rays in his back yard* To help people

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015

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Dr. Dog: We're gonna have remove that bone.
Patient: Which one?
Dr. Dog: Which ever looks the tastiest- I mean the broken one of course!

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015

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Cat: I think i have a rash.

Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015

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Doctor Dog: The tests show that you have a-
*sees tail out of the corner of his eye*
HEY PAL THIS IS A PRIVATE APPOINTMENT
*chases tail*

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015

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PATIENT: *vomits* Oh no I'm so sorry!

DR DOG: No trouble at all *presses intercom* Betty please cancel my lunch plans

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015

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NURSE: How should we treat the patient?

DR DOG: *mouth watering* Did you just say treat?

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015

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DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale
PATIENT: Ok
DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015

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DR DOG: What color is this medical chart?
PATIENT: Yellow
DR DOG: I knew it!

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015

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DR DOG: I'm afraid you have Bad Dog Syndrome.
*hits patient on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015

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NURSE: We have to pull the plug.

DR DOG: *looks down at paws* You do it.

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015

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DR DOG: Whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a scalpel?

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 31, 2015

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DR DOG: *looking over xray* Oh yes these will do nicely

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 31, 2015

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Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me.
DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 1, 2015

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*steps into examination room*

DR DOG: Sorry about the wait. I had to chase that damn ambulance out of the parking lot again

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 1, 2015

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DR DOG: Sit in that chair for me.
PATIENT: Ok *sits*
DR DOG: *hands him a treat* Good boy

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015

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PATIENT: What sort of payment plans do you accept here?
DR DOG: We accept cash, credit, and belly rubs.

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015

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Patient: Will I ever be able to walk again?
DR DOG: *tail goes nuts* DID YOU SAY WALK?!?

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015

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DR DOG: I didn't go to medical school for 49 years to be called Mr. Dog!

— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015

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Dr. Dog MD is the Dankest Parody Twitter Account You'll See in a While

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