The doctor will sniff you now.
Doctor Dog: "Nurse, go fetch me the patient's chart"*Nurse Dog's tail goes nuts*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
Doctor Dog: "Nurse, go fetch me the patient's chart"*Nurse Dog's tail goes nuts*
What made you want to be the 1st dog to go to medical school?DR. DOG: *imagines burying a bunch of x-rays in his back yard* To help people— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
What made you want to be the 1st dog to go to medical school?DR. DOG: *imagines burying a bunch of x-rays in his back yard* To help people
Dr. Dog: We're gonna have remove that bone.Patient: Which one?Dr. Dog: Which ever looks the tastiest- I mean the broken one of course!— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
Dr. Dog: We're gonna have remove that bone.Patient: Which one?Dr. Dog: Which ever looks the tastiest- I mean the broken one of course!
Cat: I think i have a rash.Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
Cat: I think i have a rash.Doctor Dog: WE SHOULD AMPUTATE YOUR HEAD
Doctor Dog: The tests show that you have a- *sees tail out of the corner of his eye* HEY PAL THIS IS A PRIVATE APPOINTMENT*chases tail*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 28, 2015
Doctor Dog: The tests show that you have a- *sees tail out of the corner of his eye* HEY PAL THIS IS A PRIVATE APPOINTMENT*chases tail*
PATIENT: *vomits* Oh no I'm so sorry!DR DOG: No trouble at all *presses intercom* Betty please cancel my lunch plans— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
PATIENT: *vomits* Oh no I'm so sorry!DR DOG: No trouble at all *presses intercom* Betty please cancel my lunch plans
NURSE: How should we treat the patient?DR DOG: *mouth watering* Did you just say treat?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
NURSE: How should we treat the patient?DR DOG: *mouth watering* Did you just say treat?
DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scalePATIENT: OkDR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 29, 2015
DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scalePATIENT: OkDR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*
DR DOG: What color is this medical chart?PATIENT: YellowDR DOG: I knew it!— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015
DR DOG: What color is this medical chart?PATIENT: YellowDR DOG: I knew it!
DR DOG: I'm afraid you have Bad Dog Syndrome. *hits patient on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015
DR DOG: I'm afraid you have Bad Dog Syndrome. *hits patient on the nose with a rolled up newspaper*
NURSE: We have to pull the plug.DR DOG: *looks down at paws* You do it.— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 30, 2015
NURSE: We have to pull the plug.DR DOG: *looks down at paws* You do it.
DR DOG: Whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a scalpel?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 31, 2015
DR DOG: Whose leg do I have to hump around here to get a scalpel?
DR DOG: *looking over xray* Oh yes these will do nicely— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) January 31, 2015
DR DOG: *looking over xray* Oh yes these will do nicely
Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me.DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 1, 2015
Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me.DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?
*steps into examination room*DR DOG: Sorry about the wait. I had to chase that damn ambulance out of the parking lot again— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 1, 2015
*steps into examination room*DR DOG: Sorry about the wait. I had to chase that damn ambulance out of the parking lot again
DR DOG: Sit in that chair for me.PATIENT: Ok *sits*DR DOG: *hands him a treat* Good boy— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015
DR DOG: Sit in that chair for me.PATIENT: Ok *sits*DR DOG: *hands him a treat* Good boy
PATIENT: What sort of payment plans do you accept here?DR DOG: We accept cash, credit, and belly rubs.— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 2, 2015
PATIENT: What sort of payment plans do you accept here?DR DOG: We accept cash, credit, and belly rubs.
Patient: Will I ever be able to walk again?DR DOG: *tail goes nuts* DID YOU SAY WALK?!?— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015
Patient: Will I ever be able to walk again?DR DOG: *tail goes nuts* DID YOU SAY WALK?!?
DR DOG: I didn't go to medical school for 49 years to be called Mr. Dog!— Dr Dog (@DrDogMD) February 3, 2015
DR DOG: I didn't go to medical school for 49 years to be called Mr. Dog!