25 Witty Marriage Tweets That Accurately Capture the Ups and Downs of Long Term Married Life

Welcome, wifeys and hubbies of the internet. How do you make a long-term marriage feel less like a roommate situation and more like the romantic union it is supposed to be? Keeping the spark alive looks different for all relationships. Some couples adhere to a very strict date night schedule, taking care to carve out time for each other each week no matter what. Other couples keeps things fresh by constantly trying out new hobbies - hiking, climbing, pottery, and even couples yoga. There are even couples that are incredibly invested in a shared hobby, helping them grow closer together as they learn more about their shared interest.

However, if you clicked on this listicle, you and your partner's preferred method of staying in love is through humor - from coming up with witty, sarcastic verbal jabs to sending each other the sassiest marriage memes. If you and your boo love to cackle and laugh together, enjoy this collection of hilarious tweets for married couples that truly capture the ups and downs of long-term lovin' life.

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via @dadmann_walking
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via @copymama
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via @TragicAllyHere
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via @thedad
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via @simoncholland
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via @jordan_stratton
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via @TheAlexNevil
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via @sixfootcandy
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via @cydbeer
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via @cydbeer
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via @cydbeer
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via @momsense_ensues
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via @reallifemommy3
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via @reallifemommy3
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @sarcasticmommy4
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via @copymama
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via @simoncholland
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via @Parkerlawyer
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via @jurisdoc741
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via @iwearaonesie
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via @KentWGraham
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via @nottheworstmom

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25 Witty Marriage Tweets That Accurately Capture the Ups and Downs of Long Term Married Life

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