'Hey! You can't park there!': Entitled rich dude assumes delivery man is valet, gives him the keys to his car, backlash ensues

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Ben Weiss • Writer and Editor
Oct 28, 2024 8:00 AM EDT

We all know what happens when you assume…

This entitled rich guy saw a delivery man at a fancy hotel and assumed he was the valet on hand despite the fact that no one gave him that information and the delivery guy was not even wearing a hotel uniform. Still, assumptions were made and the ensuing consequences were laughable. After the entitled male Karen gave the non-valet guy his keys and left without any time to clear up the confusion, the non-valet knew exactly what to do. He gave the fancy Porsche a spin around the streets of Boston and parked it right in the middle of a five-way intersection in the heart of the city. The non-valet guy left the vehicle with the engine on and the door open.

Now, obviously, we do not necessarily condone this behavior, but from an objective standpoint, it's an iconic form of payback. Keep scrolling below for the full story. For more, check out this post about a resident who found a loophole in his HOA policy.

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    So, my mate is handling his business, doing a regular delivery (FX) at this swanky Beantown hotel, when some in an open top Porsche pulls up thinking he's royalty.
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    He tosses the keys assuming my friend is on valet duty. "Keep it close, I'll only be 10 or 15 minutes!"
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    No big deal. My friend is not fazed. He plays it cool, catches the keys mid-air like he's been doing this all day, and hops tf in.
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    Now, Boston with its maze of streets and intersections that feel like they were designed by a city planner from a
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    medieval village, drak on mead, hopped up on le and h☐n, are challenging enough on their own.
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    But, my dude knows the city like the back of his hand. The valet parking is around the corner...
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    I must note that this particular hotel was built at a five-way intersection in the heart of the city.
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    Instead of taking the Porsche to the valet lot, he gives the guy a little Boston-style lesson in humility.
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    In my friend's words, "I highly doubt that car has ever been driven that hard, with the top down, a bald Irishmanman at the wheel, screaming-
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    Da Brit-ish are comin'! Da Brit-ish are comin'! Da Brit-ish are comin'!"
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    He leaves it in the middle of that crazy five-way cow path-engine running, door wide open. Legend......
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    Rainy... . 20h ago. The major roads in MA were designed by following a drink, pregnant cow in search of hay.
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    LordN... 20h ago . Take a rock and throw it at a car's windshield. The resulting spider web of cracks is the map of boston.
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    Mothe... 20h ago • My only geographical knowledge of Boston ( I am in Scotland) is wandering around Fallout 4...also wondering who tf designed Boston's Streets. Now I get it!
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    I did find the Cheers Bar last night though, which was a bit sad due to the skeletons of the characters being in their usual seats.
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    zaosaf... 18h ago. • Not me, but my sister. She once was leaving a hospital with her husband through the entrance with valet,
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    which they had used. Someone tossed my BIL their keys and walked into the hospital. My sister said he parked
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    the car. In red tow away zone (one of those spots marked off with red stripes) in front of a fire hydrant.
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    chawc... 19h ago • • Listen my child and you shall hear Of the glorious madlad that didn't work here
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    On the 24th of October, of 2024 Hardly will there be better lore
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    Than the tale of the madlad who had no fear. He said to his friend, "if this douchbag tosses
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    His keys to my hand as my do my own thing, I'm gonna joyride his Porsche
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    Around these crazy streets- One grand opportunity, presented right to me,
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    And I on opposite curb will be Ready to drive and spread the alarm
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    Because this rich idiot lacks social charm. I should just park his Porsche on a farm."
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