'Hey! You can't park there!': Entitled rich dude assumes delivery man is valet, gives him the keys to his car, backlash ensues

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    So, my mate is handling his business, doing a regular delivery (FX) at this swanky Beantown hotel, when some in an open top Porsche pulls up thinking he's royalty.
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    He tosses the keys assuming my friend is on valet duty. "Keep it close, I'll only be 10 or 15 minutes!"
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    No big deal. My friend is not fazed. He plays it cool, catches the keys mid-air like he's been doing this all day, and hops tf in.
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    Now, Boston with its maze of streets and intersections that feel like they were designed by a city planner from a
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    medieval village, drak on mead, hopped up on le and h☐n, are challenging enough on their own.
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    But, my dude knows the city like the back of his hand. The valet parking is around the corner...
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    I must note that this particular hotel was built at a five-way intersection in the heart of the city.
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    Instead of taking the Porsche to the valet lot, he gives the guy a little Boston-style lesson in humility.
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    In my friend's words, "I highly doubt that car has ever been driven that hard, with the top down, a bald Irishmanman at the wheel, screaming-
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    Da Brit-ish are comin'! Da Brit-ish are comin'! Da Brit-ish are comin'!"
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    He leaves it in the middle of that crazy five-way cow path-engine running, door wide open. Legend......
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    Rainy... . 20h ago. The major roads in MA were designed by following a drink, pregnant cow in search of hay.
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    LordN... 20h ago . Take a rock and throw it at a car's windshield. The resulting spider web of cracks is the map of boston.
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    Mothe... 20h ago • My only geographical knowledge of Boston ( I am in Scotland) is wandering around Fallout 4...also wondering who tf designed Boston's Streets. Now I get it!
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    I did find the Cheers Bar last night though, which was a bit sad due to the skeletons of the characters being in their usual seats.
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    zaosaf... 18h ago. • Not me, but my sister. She once was leaving a hospital with her husband through the entrance with valet,
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    which they had used. Someone tossed my BIL their keys and walked into the hospital. My sister said he parked
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    the car. In red tow away zone (one of those spots marked off with red stripes) in front of a fire hydrant.
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    chawc... 19h ago • • Listen my child and you shall hear Of the glorious madlad that didn't work here
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    On the 24th of October, of 2024 Hardly will there be better lore
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    Than the tale of the madlad who had no fear. He said to his friend, "if this douchbag tosses
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    His keys to my hand as my do my own thing, I'm gonna joyride his Porsche
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    Around these crazy streets- One grand opportunity, presented right to me,
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    And I on opposite curb will be Ready to drive and spread the alarm
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    Because this rich idiot lacks social charm. I should just park his Porsche on a farm."
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