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20 Freshest Feline Funnies From the Depths of I Can Has Cheezburger for Faithful Fans of Cat Comedy (November 1, 2024)

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    Of course I wouldn't push your beautiful lamp to the floor. I'll do that later tonight, while you're sleeping.

    Oh, please, who do you think we are, the dog? We actually think about what we do before we do it. Obviously, the best time to knock your lamp off the table is when you're sleeping. Why would we do it when you're watching us?

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  • 2
    I said no "Downward Dog" in this house!

    No downward dog, no upward dog, no puppy pose, and finally, no doggos whatsoever! This is a cat household and it will remain that way as long as you live under our roof. Our roof, our rules - the sooner you learn that, hooman, the more enjoyable your life will be.

  • 3
    I think, therefore, I'm confused.
  • 4
    I'm just gonna put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day!
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  • 5
    What did you eat !! Phew!
  • 6
    I'm in a good place right now. Not mentally. Just in my house, avoiding people.
  • 7
    Therapist? Oh, you mean my gossip doctor.
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  • 8
    If anyone wants to sponsor me, I'm going to be doing a 0.01 km run to raise awareness for laziness.
  • 9
    NO WAY IS THAT MOUSE GONNA BE FASTER THAN ME NEXT TIME 200
  • 10
    How do you expect me to drive with your constant screaming?
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  • 11
    I've never been mistaken for a ghost before.
  • 12
    He won't let me take over the world, but he'll let me assist.
  • 13
    The best thing about rainy days is that they happen outside.
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  • 14
    One minute you're young and fun the next you're predicting the weather with your bad knee.
  • 15
    Cat-egory 3 purricane.
  • 16
    Cat-O-Lantern
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  • 17
    How can this be a bun if there is no burger?
  • 18
    Let's have a moment of silence for all the people who have asked me for directions over the years.
  • 19
    I've got you trapped, red dot. THIS TIME YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE
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  • 20
    Every morning when I wake up I say hi to the dog across the street. 美宇建 視葛廊關 這謝起問

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