If you were living in the Lord of the Rings universe, what stereotype would become you? Would you be etherial, graceful, and wise like the elves? Would you be hungry, vivacious, and wholesome like a hobbit? Or would the realm of men continue to capture your fancy?
Personally, I'm a dwarf.
Let's be honest. I'd love to be a swoon-worthy, breath-taking elf or an amazing cook like a hobbit, but truthfully, I'm a beer-drinking, frizzy-haired, short-tempered dwarf. Did I mention that I'm stubborn, steadfast, and loyal to a fault? I'm certainly not one of the 'cool' races. The LOTR saga sheds light on all kinds of personalities in both Middle Earth and our real world; if we're honest with ourselves, most of us wouldn't fall into a category of uncoolness. Perhaps you're an orc vibe, or the Mouth of Sauron, or a dwarf, or even a Sackville-Baggins.
Although everyone likes to cosplay as the coolest version of ourselves, sometimes you just gotta crack a brewsky, braid your beard, and call upon the mountain after a long day's work.
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