There are many ways to live this life and to live it with some form of happiness. Often we are all funneled through the same channel to chase our dreams of happiness and home. However, there are several paths less travelled that will get you to where you want to go, even if it does take a few unexpected twists and turns. Which is why we enlisted the support of these raccoon rangers, who know all about how to live a life that is unashamed and devoid of social awareness. So without further ado, we present you with this list of reckless raccoons who are finding ways to spectacularly fail upwards.
From the spicy raccoon who outright recommends rejecting humanity and becoming a raccoon, to the hard done by raccoon who is demonstrating what your life is currently like and how hard it is to live laugh and love under these conditions, to the pawsitive raccoon who believes that there is no trash cannot, for there is only trash can.
A very fitting response to a request from your boss to attend a performance review. This way they will know that you are not open to changing you ways and they have the choice of giving you a raise (credit) or firing you with severance (cash). Either way you win and did not have to suffer being told why you are not good enough for your bumbling boss.
Like many of us stuck in jobs that are beneath us, this rundown raccoon is wading its way through life as a non-practicing intellectual. It is a tough life which requires dumbing oneself down to be able to withstand the stupidity that surrounds you. It is truly a life of suffering fools.
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