Bringing a cute cat child into your life is quite the transformative experience for a potential pawrent to go through. There is so much to learn, and not just about your feline fur baby, but also what to do with their many behaviors and maddening motivations. They are incredibly complex creatures who have evolved to have layers of complexity that are constantly deepening. You see it in the simple things like the placement of their food bowl, which if incorrect, will result in a multitude of retaliatory behavior, ranging from yelling at you, to going on hunger strike, to, in the worst case scenario, vomiting on your pillow.
So to make sure all you cat mom and dads know how to handle the many situations that are headed your way, we made the voice feline pawrent handbook. A general guide full of feline funnies for new and expecting pawrents still learning to fall on their feet.
The number one solution to any kind of feline pollution, be that noise pollution from yelling or scratching at wardrobes, light pollution from them figuring out how to hit various light switches or worst of all smell pollution from a protest poop in the middle of the carpet. All of these problems can be resolved with food in the appropriate amount, time and place.
This is the hardest pill to swallow when it comes to getting accustomed to living with a cat child. No matter what they do or how they behave, it is your duty and your pleasure to love them unconditionally. So yeah, the next time your fur baby does something facetious, give them a hug.
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