25 Nerdy Dad Memes For Funny Fathers Navigating the Complexities of Family Relationships

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    My kid, after I fail to hang their drawing on the fridge immediately You don't like art? THE DAD
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    THE DAD D The Dad @thedad It's officially the season of letting vague Santa threats do about 80 percent of my parenting.
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    My kid putting on my shoes to help me bring in groceries THE DAD
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    Natalie Walters @NatalieReporter "Hey dad I need to renew my passport, think you can take a simple photo of me in front of a white background?" My dad:
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    Asia @AsiaDNYC Taking my husband's last name doesn't mean I'm not a feminist it means I don't want anyone I went to high school with to be able to find me ever again
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    Paul Griffiths @paul_griffiths Whole Foods is out here tearing families apart WHOLE FOODS MARKET WHOLE FOODS MARKET Mom's Chicken Soup PERISHABLE KEEP REFRIGERATED NET WT 24 02 (1 LB 8 02) 680g Nana's Chicken Noodle Soup PERISHABLE KEEP REFRIGERATED NET WT 24 02 (1 LB 8 02) 680g OR 22 No $8.49 0.00 Whole Foods Market Nana's C Soup
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal PARENT PROTIP: Don't read that email from the school; save your energy for the follow-up with corrections they'll send in a few minutes.
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    3-year-old: I can do it myself, I don't need help. Me: Ok, but hurry up and get in the car, we're late 3-year-old: TDAD
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    Rachel @RachelNoise Just heard my husband in the kitchen telling our cat "You're not hungry, you're bored. Drink some water."
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    Terence @TOPolk I was lightly scolded by my wife and oldest daughter for using the baby as a table. They're just mad they didn't think of it first.
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    Serenity Carr @BookishLex just found an Easter egg in my baby names book and I am DE D er 1, nk Co. ted Gax (GAKS) rarely used Popularity: Very rare George (J Popularity Nicknames: FatMan Sisters: Moo, Spamela, Beer, 1880 Today Styles: Lac Variants:] Soup, John Georg, Ge Brothers: Flax, Vilx, Clax, Sisters: M Eleanor, Xax Martha, F Brothers: 1 Walter, Fr Of all fallen fart Gax is a name you should not give to your child at all. It's only in the book because my kids are beside me as I'm writing a
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    COFFEE CHADS BED REPEAT Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.
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    When my kid is annoyed that he can't go to his favorite very expensive theme park every day and tells me I should "just have more money" THE DAD My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
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    Cracked @a_simpl_man The wife: Wanna split a cinnamon roll? Me: Sure The wife: Here's yours
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    Dads, when someone asks if anyone has a pocketknife they could borrow C THE DAD
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    dott oulsV vlla e Michael Rainey @mRainey Cutting the crust off of something called an "uncrustable" was not in the Dad manual. 510 AMC (20 ES Oo ad Oo WVA CORIVIM HYSEгWALL VWD WITK IMCHEDIEML 601220 20BLE BEZEHAVINE) COMAVIM SP OH TE22 0E SECUM CUBIC YCID 218VMBEHHA TWW anev 21MBEIE VMD DIET ACEBIDE2' 21 AECEIVBTE O2 (VEREED VMD 20ABEVW WOMO ОН ГЕ22 0 МОГУЧГЕ2 ЕПГГА НАДНОСЕЙVIED БЕУИЛІ ВИШЕВ БЕМИПІ ген" сони MOVEDIEALZ BEVO ENC WMAHT TAUUR ZUORER MOAM ST JAM RUOR TASHW) RUOUR chetroner new E B
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    Danyell Peterson @danyellpeterson I'm the age where I watch movies and find the dad attractive. Randy Valerio @RandyTValerio I'm at the age where I watch movies and pass the f credits out during the opening
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    HTT Robert Bowling @fourzerotwo I came home and it took me 45 mins to find my wife. She is hiding in this couch. Pro tip: Marry your best friend.
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Please send thoughts and prayers to my 4- year-old. Her carrot touched her chicken nugget and I'm just not sure there's any coming back from this.
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    Me: *does one full day of yard work* My body the next morning: BRO I'M STRAIGHT UP NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME EST. THE DAD
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    Me, after stepping on a LEGO with bare feet THE DAD
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    Ygrene™ @Ygrene my wife went to bed early and the dogs and i are not sure who's in charge now
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    When your wife tells you to give the kids a bath, but it's summertime THE DAD
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    michael COOL @meehan you: "do you want 4 string cheese sticks?" me: "no that's way too many" you: "i deep fried them and here's some marinara sauce" me: "OK yeah that's a nice warmup to what i'm actually going to eat"
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    THE DAD The Dad ❤ @thedad Asked my kid if he was hungry while we were at the park and he said, "no, I brought snacks" before casually pulling a handful of mac & cheese out of his pocket and taking a bite

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