28 Memes to Scoop up With a Spoon

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    T @fuckingtyrell No Noise November. everyone shut up 4:01 PM - 2021-11-01 Twitter for iPhone . • 69.3K Retweets 1,626 Quote Tweets 189K Likes
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    Me, every month, acting like I've never seen a full moon before
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    Fresh Bread @ceentyarh No matter how cold it is outside, Someone is still sleeping with the fan on
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    Get John Noble to apologize for the tomato scene 1 has signed. Let's get to 100! started this petition to r/lotrmemes You've seen Lord of the Rings. You've seen Return of the King. You know the tomato scene. You know the one I'm talking about. John Noble had EVERY chance not to eat the tomato like that but still did it. All we want is a public apology. That's ALL we need to get on with our lives after these years of torment.
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    so what do you like to do for fun? me:
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    when you clean your room and start finding random sh
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    Jay, deranged therapist @enbyfather A client this morning called their PTSD "spicy déjà vu" and I lost it.
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    When you try to kill a bug but then it starts flying TIDAL DALXFAMO A MAS
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    Justin Miller @justinmilleresq Have you ever created an amazing #Excel spreadsheet, but then been disappointed because none of your friends or family cares? #Asking For A Friend
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    That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward y=ax + bx+c (x, x)=-b+A 2a A=√√b-4ac |V= =1πr² 3 30 122221 45 V3 2 30 T
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    i like to leave as much of my hair around the house as possible. it is my confetti.i am a party
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    Just try to calm down. Go have some pudding. Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me. But it'll help.
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    LaLaLyds @LaLa_Lyds My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room. I'm sitting right next to the dog. L
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    hubertscat @hubertscat Inadvertently just signed off a work email 'Should you have any questions please don't. Hesitate to ask. 'I'm sticking with it. 7:49 AM - 04 Mar 22 Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 275 Likes
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    Them: what do u do when you're sad? Me: I post memes Them: but you always post memes Me:
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    NOT SURE IF HEADACHE FROM TOO MUCH COFFEE OR NOT ENOUGH
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    when your girl says she doesn't want anything from McDonald's but you turn your head and see her like this
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    Friend: How are you doing? Me: Allow me to answer that through song... IM NOT OKAY
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    oylmpians my love language is the same as a crow. if you're nice to me i'll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you oylmpians if you're an internet friend it comes in the form of memes at 2am
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    Introverts be like NO. Do you even want to go? @BorderlineBrat But I'd like to be asked.
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    When she tie her hair up and take that sip of water 9 2
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    com Me buying 100 houseplants Me watering 100 house plants
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    RAVE Roxi Horror @roxiqt > When it comes to gifts, I'm easy to buy for. I want what every woman wants: a domesticated raccoon that is willing to assist me with petty crimes. 20:52 11/7/19. Twitter for Android • 1,432 Retweets 6,338 Likes
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    Me to my dog on a walk: no no no! please don't sh here My dog: nackytuna
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    When you have collected every houseplant and you become the final boss
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    If our date nights don't look like this, I don't want it. JOIN THE TEAM
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    When she's in the other room waiting for you to apologize and she hears the PlayStation beep
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    Meth heads at 3am stealing things from construction sites D I do as the crystal guides.
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    i said text me when you get home safely
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    Me: *buying clothes for my newborn son* Cashier: would you like to take the hangars? Me: It's too late for that.
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    carl has a hard time returning affection, because he finds it difficult to believe that anyone would find him attractive wikiHow to Take Care of a Parakeet
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    "don't go alone, take this"
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    Captain america watching women speak at the table without permission after he got defrosted
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    When the relatable meme is funny but also hits your deepest insecurities
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    When you wanted to be a manager and now you have to manage people SURFING CORPORATE
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    Dogs when they did something wrong: Cats:
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    "what time did you go bed last night" Me: early, why PLAYERS CISARELOS 42 delp
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    when they play Linkin Park on the classic rock station.. @sotspodcast

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