25+ Funny Steam Reviews From Goofy Gamers

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    536 of 628 people (85%) found this review helpful 532 people found this review funny dullhorror 73 products in account 4 reviews Recommended 29.4 hrs on record Posted: 23 June, 2015 you know it's gonna be a good game when you find shotgun ammo and a banana in the same crate Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
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    11,800 of 12,824 people (92%) found this review helpful 13,460 people found this review funny Delta 150 products in account 7 reviews Recommended 596.3 hrs on record Posted: 1 February, 2015 It's like roulette; fun until it turns into Russian. Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 83
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    681 of 729 people (93%) found this review helpful 723 people found this review funny Seekredemption9 66 products in account 6 reviews Recommended 31.5 hrs on record Posted: 12 June, 2015 -Started as America. -Had huge debt. -Got rid of hated polices. -Got out of debt. -Assassinated for ruining the country. -Restarted as America. -Had a bit of debt. -Got rid of every policy. -Turned America into a crime ridden place. -Made lots of money. -Got re-elected with 100% vote. 10/10 Would ruin the countr
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    23 23 1,161 of 1,293 people (90%) found this review helpful 1,303 people found this review funny Admiral Tempest 17 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 17.9 hrs on record Posted: 15 November, 2015 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Now I have a list of countries to go to in case of plagues. 1. Greenland 2. Greenland and 3, GREENLAND 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
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    567 of 738 people (77%) found this review helpful 860 people found this review funny Mobius 1 94 products in account 5 reviews Recommended 16.0 hrs on record Posted: 29 January 13 Got mauled by a bear, now I'm waiting for my Oscar. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny 368 of 654 people (56%) found this review helpful 627 people found this review funny Mex 249 products in account 14 reviews Not Recommended 13.9 hrs on record Posted: 29 January Lara's are smaller Was this review helpful? Ye
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    1,766 of 2,078 people (85%) found this review helpful 3,425 people found this review funny MartinJ 58 products in account 12 reviews Recommended 43.7 hrs on record Posted: 3 June, 2015 27 27 EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Found myself in a crashed plane in a forest on an abandoned island. I see a filthy, naked woman running around as if she were on bath salts. The woman starts attacking me and I kill her. I mutilate her body and eat all her limbs. Then I come home and start playing The Forest.
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    90 of 143 people (63%) found this review helpful 25 people found this review funny Gordon TheFreeman 103 products in account 6 reviews Not Recommended 0.5 hrs on record Posted: December 26, 2014 its like school if you sit and do nothing someone will yell at you Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny
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    Recommended 0.2 hrs on record + extremely spooky - got yiffed to death by an animatronic fox pirate had my doors camped until the lights went out - I wasn't ready 4 freddy 10/10
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    8 of 8 people (100%) found this review helpful Recommended 5,129.9 hrs on record help me Posted: 10 August Was this review helpful? Yes No [L.O.] Shaved Ice 60 products in account 0
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    Recommended 2,105.9 hrs on record Posted: November 2 I only played a little but it was fun. Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    195 of 230 people (85%) found this review helpful [GWMI] Lilshadow48 40 products in account Recommended 16.9 hrs on record Posted: 1 October Dropped 200 feet, stabbed a dude in the neck, survived the fall, slowed time and then blew up other dudes with tanks filled with Whale oil and then summoned a swarm of rats to eat them. While also trying to clear my name of a murder. My personal favorite game. Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    273 of 353 people (77%) found this review helpful Psycho The 223 products in account Recommended 119.0 hrs on record Posted: 19 December If this game was a pineapple, it would be a nice pineapple. Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    The SIMS 3 READ MORE 33 1,729 of 1,870 people (92%) found this review helpful Ya Boi Daquan Fro... 293 products in account Recommended 32.1 hrs on record Posted: 26 June Had 12 kids with 8 different women, became president, then di d when I tried cooking spaghetti. 10/10 Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    eview helpful Recommended 1,422.2 hrs on record Posted: 11 October Hours of "Why did I buy this game", Seconds of "I AM A GOD" Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    review helpful Recommended 474.7 hrs on record Posted: 17 October It's like the first Dark Souls, only not as good! The cloth physics are really amazing though. Buy it for the cloth physics. Was this review helpful? Yes No 6
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    288 of 320 people (90%) found this review helpful Bara Husband= 76 products in account 1 review Recommended 13.8 hrs on record 10 A game where you, a dad, fight other dads to become the dadliest dad and aquire as many daughters as you can. 10/10 would dad again Posted: July 22 Was this review helpful? Yes No
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    Cheezus 54 products in account 27 reviews Recommended 9.3 hrs on record I made Call of Duty and got horrible ratings from game magazines. 10/10 most realistic game I ever played. Posted: June 11th, 2014
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    mr_sherman_under... 35 products in account 8 reviews Recommended 24.9 hrs on record I named my company EA Games and went bankrupt on purpose just to feel better. Posted: June 21st, 2014
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    Shiftycowz 36 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 17.3 hrs on record I named my company Valve and I have still not released Half Life 3 yet. Posted: July 27th, 2014
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    za monolit 213 products in account 18 reviews Recommended 6.3 hrs on record You can be Electronic Arts and release the same game 100 times and still have buyers. Posted: April 19th, 2014
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    Recommended 0.9 hrs on record There is a fetus growing from my face 10/10 Posted: February 2nd, 2014
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    Recommended 45.7 hrs on record I got lilled by a Fly. 9000/10 Posted: February 23rd, 2014
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    rhinoCRUNCH 124 products in account 9 reviews Recommended 6.1 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW I found a sea turtle and I named him Carl. We played games together. We laughed. We cried. The darkness came. I got hungry. I ate Carl. 10/10 Posted: May 31st, 2014
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    DayB 37 products in account 3 reviews Recommended 4.8 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Naked man took my child. 11/10 Posted: May 31st, 2014
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    MoWah 523 products in account 21 reviews Recommended 8.9 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Chopped off a cannibal's leg and whacked his friends with it 11/10 Posted: May 31st, 2014
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    Ragnar - Nordic E... 472 products in account 1 review Recommended 3.2 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW - Got illed by naked cannibal - Woke up in cave - Found a flaregun - Somehow had infinite flares - Became vengeful god of fire - Di d falling off a rock while chasing seagulls 11/10 would play again Posted: June 1st, 2014
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    Tetrachlorodibenz... 441 products in account 7 reviews Recommended 5.5 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Nearly di IRL because a suspicious looking rock in a cave scared me while i was eating doritos. I'm only recommending this because it has turtles. Posted: May 30th, 2014
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    King of Africa 316 products in account 2 reviews Recommended 18.3 hrs on record EARLY ACCESS REVIEW Sniped a Seagull with a tennis ball 50 ft in the air. Hit it and it plummeted to the ground. 10/10. Edit: Adversely I collected 50+ tennis bills in an area and they all kept bouncing, jumped on them, got rocketed to space. 11/10 Posted: May 30th, 2014

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