We usually start these with a question for the dog enthusiasts / cat lovers / pet pawrents - but are there any bird people in the audience? Like, not bird-people bird people, with like feet and beaks. No. We mean birb enthusiasts. Humble hoomans with birds as their hobby. Are you this person? It's okay to say, you are in good company. In fact, we have chirping good news for you - we have some cheery chirps of birb humor right here. When was the last time you found a good bunch of birb memes? As bird people it's essential.
Here we care for all animal lovers, whether they're pets, wild animals, have four legs or two wings. And a beak. And screaming at 5 am to wake all the hooman up. No, but really, why do birds feel the need to wake everybody up so early? Can they not chirp at least until the sun is completely up? Oh well, anyway, we're still endorsing birds. And bird memes.
Ah, yes. The two borb modes: Normal borbo borbing around, looking sharp; and cute birb, smol and floofy, Very Feathery™. There is also a secret third mode: SCREECHING very loud at 5 am under your window.
Honestly, mood. We thought the master splooters were cats or bears? Wrong, think again. Owls demonstrate the most perfect sploot in the animal kingdom. They're a mood in a whole other level.
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