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Pictures Or It Didn't Happen
It's like the saying goes, pictures or it didn't happen. People say that don't they? Good outfits are like good hair, they effect your whole mood and are in it for the long game. My money is on the fit and not on the fellow.
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Only Confidence Fits in My Purse
It's all about the attitude, fake it till you make it. Confidence is really the only baggage you should be packing after this breakup. Anything else isn't worth the space.
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Mascara Over Men
Why waste a perfectly done up face on a loser who can't even last a night out. You're way better off with your trusty mascara at the club. It's waterproof and she's in it for the long haul. Your bestie would agree!
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04
Popping Bottles in the Club
Oh the perks of being single and free! You can drink all night if you want to and no one is judging how late you've stayed up. Disclaimer, you'll be making your own hangover cure in the morning though. But you're a strong independent women, so it shouldn't phase you anyway.
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Me, Myself and I
Your priorities are definitely on straight tonight! It's all about focusing on you and being the best version of yourself. Cheers to that and dance like no one is watching.
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06
Take a Bow
For the girls that know you should be dating yourself first and foremost, we salute you! You don't need anyone else to be able to pamper yourself on this night and every night after.
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07
Your Own Special Someone
You're the special one! Duh! And don't let anyone tell you otherwise! You're awesome just the way you are, no matter what your relationship status may be.
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08
Bottles Vs. Boys
Heartbreak vs hangover? We'll take one taxi home from the club and a side of hangover, please and thank you. No one has time for heartbreak, we've got places to be and people to see.
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09
So Close, But No Cigar
You can be as friendly as you want, but you're too busy playing the field and we support it. It's not the time to catch feelings, especially after you've almost been burned. Not to fret, you've managed to make it out without a scratch.
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10
On the Prowl
No strings attached, it's a lifestyle at this point. Your friends are waiting and the night is young. Tomorrow is a new day and you'll deal with it then, if you even feel like it after tonight.
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No New Friends
Friendliness with hidden intentions can stay far far away in that corner of the club. It doesn't match your aesthetic and you don't need another wolf in sheep's clothing in the middle of your good time.
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12
Don't Baby Me
Someone 'babying' you is the last thing you need. You're over it, and we don't blame you. Thank you, next! Your time is way too precious to waste on this dud of a dude.
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13
Husband or Bust?
The standards in the room are out of this world and we are a fan of this mindset. You and your crew won't settle for just anyone and after this breakup you're not hopping into it with just anyone.
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14
Are You Lost?
You're already pretty and fierce. You don't have the time to talk to just anyone. A new man who's rich and handsome is going to need a little more going for him to even claim a dance.
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No Pain, No Gain
If anyone is going to be hurting it isn't going to be you! If anything you'll be on the other side of that pain game. You're too good for this.
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Your Standards Aren't a Luxury
We all love our luxuries, but your standards are non-negotiable. When you're out, you're out! You can't be bothered with those who can't meet the minimum requirements.
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Smile Like You Have a Secret
Crying won't get you anywhere, you might as well smile and make everyone curious. How did you do it? Why is she smiling? You'll be the talk of the town and your ex won't stop obsessing over his unanswered questions. That's someone else's problem.
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18
Down to Business
Good women who are crossed will become your worse nightmare and we don't even feel bad about it. What goes around, comes around, and that's a lesson in karma. You're welcome!
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19
Forgetting Your Existence
Be right back, never, we're getting off at the next stop on our journey to forgetting you exist. Boy bye! We hope you don't even call, we're too busy getting lost at the club.
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20
First Time's the Charm
Telling us twice isn't even necessary, we are long gone before you even had a chance to finish speaking. There are way too many people next in line, so no use dwelling on what was and never will be.
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I Am the Attention
We do not pine for attention, we are the main event. If you can't step up to bat then we don't want you. Goodbye and good riddance!
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Revolving Doors Are For the Weak
The saying goes, 'don't let the door hit you on the way out,' but maybe it should. Perhaps it's the only way for this man to wake up, because as soon as he walks this door is staying shut and never opening back up again. We won't regret it, but he will.
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