27 Parenting Memes for Moms Who Have Mastered the Art of Staying Calm, Cool, and Collected

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    Me when my kid gets hurt doing. something I told him not to do @momsconfession AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?
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    When my kid threatens to put me into time out @momsconfession Um, yes. Love that journey for me
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    Kid: You are the meanest mommy in the whole world! Me: @MOMSCONFESSION I can't be worried about that sh... Life goes on, man.
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    How's everything going? You taking care of yourself? Me: Yep
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    Me: My toddler, every single day: You look poor. @momsconfession Why is your face like that? Where the h I have you been? Entertain me. You look broke-a
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    My husband and I finally getting into bed after a hard day of parenting @momsconfession Give me a kiss. - Give me a 20.
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    Me meeting moms at the park for the first time*: Don't be weird. Don't be awkward. Just be normal. Also me: @momsconfession "Do you guys ever think about dying?
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    Moms when they get half a second to themselves @momsconfession
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    Me: Mommy loves you so much. You are the light of my life. I would move mountains for you. If I could, I would give you the moon and the sta― My toddler: @momsconfession EAT GLASS! mmc
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    Me sitting with my overtired toddler who is definitely not. tired and doesn't need a nap @momsconfession
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    Me watching Snapped Good for her
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    My family watching me fully lose it like they aren't fully responsible for this spectacle @momsconfession GOT WHOD
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    When my husband tries to ask me how my day was when I'm in the middle of rage eating momsconfession IT'S A BAD TIME BOB
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    Parents just trying to make lasting Summer memories while their kids whine that they're So BoReD @momsconfession €
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    Kids avoiding bedtime like: @momsconfession MY FOOT HURTS. CAN I HAVE A CUP OF WATER?
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    Me riding my kid's bike back home at 8 am because he was "ah-done" with riding it six seconds into our walk mmc @momsconfession
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    Me watching my kid try to wink but he just keeps blinking both of his eyes @momsconfession IS JACK
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    Me watching my kid keep putting both legs in the same pant leg while trying to dress himself @momsconfession
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    A large part of being a mom is staring at your kids like this until they start acting better
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    Tucking your kid in saying you're going to sleep too, but you really got snacks and Netflix show waiting @THATONEMOMBLOG
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    Me: "I don't understand why it's so hard for me to make mom friends!" Also me around other moms: @momsconfession
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    The parent I thought I'd be... Mummy how big is space? Wow what an interesting question! The parent I am... Dunno... massive.
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    Me after playing on the floor with my kid for 2 minutes too long @momsconfession Probably won't be able to walk for like a week or two, but it'll be okay.
  • 24
    Wondering if I should clean up this shor just keep living in this blissful hhole
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    Them: How's motherhood treating you? Moms, everywhere: @momsconfession I have never, ever been happier.
  • 26
    When you're feeling absolutely touched out but your kiddo just wants to cuddle. @momsconfession
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    New moms struggling with motherhood ST 66" ייס Society HELP 60-6" 57 640" 486" ENJOY EVERY MOMENT

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