30 Glamorous Memes for the Girlies Who Love Being Dog Moms to Their Golden Retrievers (or Any Fur Baby)

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melissa dilillo
Dec 7, 2024 4:00 PM EST

There's nothing quite like seeing your dog tear open wrapping paper. The joy it brings to me every holiday season is unmatched. Sure, my golden retriever has no real concept of what Christmas is, but that's the beauty of it. She thinks I'm just an extra awesome dog mom giving her endless presents and treats. Plus, I've already gotten the high-in-demand Trader Joe's dog advent calendars that spoil pets rotten. December is the month of my fur baby gaining a lot of extra blubber that we'll need to burn off in the spring. 

If you're dating a dog mom, here's a pro tip so listen closely. Do not, and I repeat do not forget to get their dog a gift for the holidays. That's a huge miss, especially in those early stages of dating. If you have any thoughts about becoming a dog dad someday, this is critical. Trust me when the joy of treating her fur baby becomes a holiday highlight. 

We've compiled 30 way-too-adorable golden retriever memes that'll make you want to go squeeze your puppy and go on a shopping spree.

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  • 01
    Me waiting for my mom to finish her phone call so i can ask her who she was talking to
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 02
    FR When you think you are done Christmas shopping and your kids start asking Santa for things that weren't mentioned before!
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  • 03
    other people's alarms: Edit Alarms Sleep | Wake Up No Alarm Tomorrow Morning Other 06:00 Alarm, every day 06:15 Alarm 06:25 Alarm 06:30 Alarm CHANGE my alarm:
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  • 04
    Mom says I bark too much but I'm just a chill guy who likes to talk smack to squirrels occasionally
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  • 05
    Dear old people, being in bed by 9:00pm is actually pretty amazing
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  • 06
    My response to everything at work this month... "That sounds like a 2025 problem"
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 07
    A dog doesn't see your flaws, they just see their favorite person in the world K
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  • 08
    Co-worker: "What hobbies do you have outside of work?" Me: www
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  • 09
    "What part of your morning routine takes the longest?" Me: decide whether to get up
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  • 10
    Everyone: "wow, you're so chill" Thanks, I'm completely disconnected from reality at all times
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  • 11
    The last thing a Christmas ornament sees ... before it dies
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  • 12
    Wednesday HOLD $49.99 HOLD Thursday $49.99 Black Friday $69.99 $49.99 0.0 GO
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  • 13
    Upset my dog left bc I had to wiggle my numb legs he had his full body weight on
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  • 14
    When you pass the company email Phishing test because you don't check your email
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 15
    When you realize SantaPaw is almost here, but you spent the entire year misbehaving and racking up the vet bills
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  • 16
    All I want for Christmas is you
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  • 17
    According to my treat advent calendar, Christmas is just 2 days away K
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  • 18
    Wondering what to get my family for Christmas since they already have me
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  • 19
    When you finally close your eyes and your dog starts the full body lick
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  • 20
    When Mom is getting annoyed that you're begging for a 2nd breakfast, but you're just a chill guy who loves food
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 21
    I'm not a gold digger, just want my man to buy me a nice meal. Gold diggers go after dimonds and yachts. Not a piece of chicken.
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  • 22
    Me watching everyone put the ornaments on the tree all wrong, knowing I'd have to to fix it later
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  • 23
    The best part of being an adult is that you don't get FOMO any more, you get FOGO (fear of going out)
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  • 24
    Me letting my dog sleep in my bed every night after telling him that he needs to sleep in his crate
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  • 25
    Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
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  • 26
    Me waking up late for work bc I set my calculator to 6:30 630 C % % ·· 7 8 00 9 Х 4 LO 5 6 1 2 3 + 0 11
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  • 27
    My dog losing hope in humanity every time he sees me eating and not sharing with him ♡
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  • 28
    My dog when I refuse to feed him 10 times a day "it hurts right here in my tum tum"
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 29
    When you get to work on Monday and forget that you didn't do most of your work on Friday be it "sounds like a Monday problem" K
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx
  • 30
    I was born to be wild but only until 9pm or so
    via @goldenbiscuit.tx

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