22 Quacking Borb Memes of Beaked Quality Quarrelling With Everybody Because Geese Was Never an Option

How come birds are so chaotic? Do bird enthusiasts have an answer? We cannot really know, because there's this duality between birds' reputation and that of their fans. Think about it, birds are known for screaming, flapping around, and embodying chaos, while bird fans are patient bird watchers who dig themselves up in a ditch just to take a picture of one chaos borb 200 yards away. So, will birb believers have an answer for that? We don't think so. We'd just have to accept the fact that birds are so chaotic, and not ask any unnecessary quacking questions.

Since all these beaked borbs are the manifestation of chaos, it makes the meme culture around birds so magnificently unhinged. We're rooting for that. And tooting. Also tweeting and chirping for it. Or simply scream, like these birds beneath your bedroom window at 5 am that decide you should wake up now. To the sound of birds screaming. Because birds are chaos.

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via @sleepy-bebby

From now on, please cease calling the Tucan a… Tucan. He's a Tucat now. The Tucat is loafing like his catto brothers and sisters. They might be brioche and sourdough breads, but the Tucat is a banana bread.
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via @sleepy-bebby

Thank you, science, for this amazing discovery. It's also important because the more you know about geese, the more you can be protected from them. For geese, peace was never an option. For us, geese was never an option.
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via Sam Wong
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via St. Louis Public Radio
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @salisburysteak
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via @Hannie Heere
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via @mischiefanimals
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via @classicalartinemes
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @molzo6
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @nairnsy27
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @sleepy-bebby
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via @arcadegannonin
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via @Splittingintwo