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32 Hilarious Texts From Ex's That Will Make You Shudder

These ex's aren't getting along and they might just remind you of people from YOUR past. 

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    Text - iMessage Today 1:47 AM Неу Today 11:57 AM Hi tyler thank u for the 1 AM text all signs point to a sober sincere conversation about the wellbeing of our economy or a controlled debate on current government affairs Delivered I was trying to get your opinion about the drought
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    Text - Dont ever text me 1:39 AM Good bye 1:40 AM Fuck you 1:40 AM Where are you 1:44 AM
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    Text - Today 2:15 PM I was going to tell you I promise. Never thought you would catch us together. Weren't you supposed to be back in town tonight btw? You're fucking heartless I can't believe you screwed someone in our bed Delive I can't believe you didn't tell me you caught an earlier flight
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    Text - Do you have Netflix Cause you should swing me your password and email Today 5:33 AM get ur own u broke ass Delivered
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    Text - What you doing? 1:54 AM What's up? 1:56 AM Nah? Come hang 1:57 AM You wana come hang? 2:09 AM My b 2:17 AM Are you coming to he gamg? 2:23 AM Sorry 2:26 AM Sorry...you want to hang? 2:42 AM You want to hang no....?!?!?!? 2:43 AM Come hang 2:45 AM
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    Text - TOay Sup girl Nothin Want to come over and bang out No Hang out* Fine be that way
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    Text - Don't call me ever again I never want to see you Its over I can't believe you You're a liar What Answer your phone
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    Text - really really love you. And like I said before, I will always loved you. I have never gotten along with any other girl better than you. I miss you so much. So much. Today 11:21 AM Ldonti iiggin Give a HECK
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    Text - told you. Just didn't want you to see insecurities. Sooo you're telling me you broke up with me because I was..what. Too perfect for you? That sounds like a fucking drake song.
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    Text - Detai Messages Matt iMessage Today 12:38 AM I totally just sent I a dick pic on accident my b plz delete it Today 10:15 AM Hahaha it's fine but obviously I'm gonna look at it With all my friends Delivere
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    Text - happiness. And I find happiness in you. I want to wake up next to you one morning and say wow, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I want to look at you the way Kanye looks as Beyoncé Like no one in the world can possibly mean more to him. You have such a big loving heart and for you to still not push me away after all my stupidity just proves that there's something more there. You're amazing never forget that Kanye is married to Kim
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    Text - Did you see the shooting star Yeah and I wished you would leave me alone Deliver
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    Text - Sat, Jan 16, 10:04 AM Нey Sat, Jan 16, 12:19 PM Whatcha doing later? nothing Wanna hang out? I have plans
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    Text - I won't ever stab you Thanks Delivered
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    Text - My heat is broken We were working on |fixing it before you went off for break and I heard what you did with someone so how is your |heart broken my heat in my house IMessage Se
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    Text - I love you Fuck you I love you more Fuck you more Love you more then more Do you wanna die Do you wanna give me a kiss
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    Face - Hey... Don't be weirded out or anything but I was wondering if you wanted to hang out this weekend. We should get some Italian food Today 2:01 PM
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    Text - iMessage Today 12:42 PM In Miami tomorrow. You free for a drink? Going out? I haven't responded in over a year.. Won't be free for a drink next year either. Enjoy Miami. Delivere
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    Cartoon - Hey what do you want A lot. I want to be able to talk with you.
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    Text - | Conta Messages Hellbeast iMessage Today 4:24 AM We need to talk Today 7:41 AM Nah, I'm good. Deliver
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    Text - Неу No Seriously you still despise me? I'm fucking sorry, I was a dick. Clearly Come on Megan give me something It's Meghan
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    Finger - I need ur ring size? For this finger?
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    Text - Your a manwhore and I regret every second I spent on you. Eat shit and die 1. You're 2. Your friends told you I was a cheater before you even got with me, you think you would listen to them 3. Don't trust Ashley, we fucked while me and you were together. 4. Twice
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    Text - iMessage Today 8:34 PM Hey! I saw you today inthe parking lot of the mall! You looked good girl I looked great. Read 8:35 P
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    Cartoon - I can't help but to get an erection every time I'm with you I miss holding you and kissing you And just being our dorky selves when we hang out
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    Text - Did you get my gift??? How could I not it was in my room. Thought you returned my keys after we ended things. Guess I have to pay for a lock change. Thanks for that. Deliver
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    Text - Today 10:42 PM Do you still hate me? Today 11:43 PM Yup On a scale of 1-10? If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and you l would shoot you twice Deliver
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    Text - iMessage Yesterday 3:13 PM Happy Valentine's Day Nicole!!! Hope you don't have one haha
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    Text - Today 4:06 PM Wanna get naked? Or nah? Today 5:14 PM I'd rather shred my eyes with an electric blender than see you naked Delivered
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    Text - Sun 6 Dec 14:26 You are a cunt Yesterday 23:02 Do you want to get a coffee at some point I fink we should patch things up ya kno
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    Text - You'll be fine because one |day you'll decide you love me again and we can live happily ever after:)
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    Sports gear - get out now don't talk to me for at least 5 years
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