'I played along and started fake sobbing': Store manager traumatizes a haughty Karen by 'firing' the employee she complains about on the spot, but the worker is actually his wife who's in on the prank

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    Hubby fired me from a job I don't work! M My husband is a manager at a local big name grocery. We were down to 1 car at the time as the other clunker did and had not yet been replaced. I was waiting in the
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    front of the store for my husband's shift to end, when a crazy lady demanded I check her out. I had barely gotten out a "Sorry, I don't ...." when she stomped off to a manager to complain! I
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    over hear her complaining to hubby "That lazy employee (pointing to me) refused to help me and she should be fired!" Hubby walks over to me with a big grin on his
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    face, that crazy lady couldn't see, winked at me and "fired" me on the spot. He said very loudly "You will never work here again!" I
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    played along, covered my face with my hands and started fake sobbing saying "My babies, how will I feed my babies!"
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    I would like to think crazy lady felt horrible, but I peaked through my fingers as I ran to the back only to see her smug face. Later in the car, hubby said it was all he could do not to crack up!
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    wickedhare Oh sh. She thinks she won. Your husband created a monster
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    chilehead Until she sees her in the store again later. The better IDWHL is when she says "Don't you remember? You got me fired last time."
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    YettiChild I fire my co-worker routinely. He occasionally fires me as well. Unfortunately, neither of us actually get to go home =(
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    Scott Marshall2409 I would have gone with having a massive argument with "her manager", getting more and more heated and angry with each other, just shouting and screaming. Then after a short pause, viciously grab each other and start making out on the floor of the store, tearing at each others clothes and stuff.
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    Obi-Juan Valdez I know it's the path of least resistance for the actual manager/employee, but I hate it when these horrible customers think they got what they demanded. It just rewards bad behavior.
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    djdaedalus42 Should have said, "I can't fire her, she's my boss!". Technically the truth.
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    andy_puiu You should have stayed a while outside, pacing back and forth by the exit. Make her afraid to leave.
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    Extension Sun 377 Hubby could now ban her from the store, so that when she next shows up, she won't be served by anyone and escorted out by security. That would be fantastic.
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    sirpentious I'd be funny if you threw on a work uniform and just wandered around the store for a few days till she showed up again. Then she'll be dumbfounded and ask why you're still working there.
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    Mess with her and be like "what do you mean fired? I just got promoted a few days ago!" And watch her face drop as you gas light her

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