A Treasure Trove of 35 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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Dec 17, 2024 10:00 PM EST

The forest canopy above casts dappled shadows as you push through dense underbrush, following the faint whispers of a legend long forgotten. At last, you emerge into a clearing, face-to-face with the entrance to an ancient ruin. Its stone façade is crumbled but still imposing, vines curling around symbols worn smooth by centuries of wind and rain. At its center is a stone door engraved with strange runes.

Tracing your fingers over the runes, you notice a faint inscription: "Only those of wit and humor shall pass." Below it are three symbols: a laughing face, a mimic chest, and a dragon's tail. Instinctively, you press the laughing face, and the door creaks open, revealing a narrow passage lit by glowing blue moss.

Inside, you find a small pedestal, and atop it rests a book bound in cracked leather and embossed with golden lettering: "The Great Compendium of Memes, Volume VII: Dungeons & Dragons Edition."

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    Nobody: Wild Magic Sorcerers: 合計
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    How the halloween oneshot begins: How it ends:
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    When you're the only Lawful Good PC in a party of True Neutrals That's what this is all about, right? Discovery, Teamwork, Adventure! Unless... maybe, you're all just in it for the money? "I'm gonna "Money" say... money" "Money" "Money" "Money"
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    p0e-dameron han solo is just a dude who made charisma his best stat but can't roll above a four at any given time why would you say something so controversial and yet so brave Originally posted by usedpimpa Han: "Uh, we're fine... Uh, how are you?" DM: DM: Roll Deception. Han: You know what, f it, I blow up the console. Chewie, we're about to have company! this is my favorite addition to this post.
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    obesecamels It's occurred to me that "bingo night" or "bridge night" at the senior center will probably be "D&D night" when we get there, and now I'm ready to retire. nihilistmagpie #mood Source: obesecamels 5,081 notes D 17
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    Me hearing the DM continually roll damage delt to me
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    Normal Players: Oh no I need to roll a death save! I'm so nervous! Me with about 50 backup characters. "I couldn't give about death." a sh -Brian David Gilbert
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    First one's free, then you start to buy dice and a handbook, then a more dice, then the rest of the books, then the miniatures start, and once you're down that path, it's only a short road to dwarven forge. Then.... *Does line of 3D printer dust* you're truly lost. 26/11/2018, 04:46
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    Justice Arman @justice_arman 000 One of my favorite D&D pastimes is to place an inert rug of smothering which reads "Please Wipe Your Feet" at the doorstep of an enemy lair. It only activates if someone doesn't wipe their feet. It's a breathtaking way to identify your most stubborn player. #dnd reddit
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Draw ... @OregonRolledA20 Cleric: well good news and bad news Patient: start with the bad news Cleric: Greater restoration can't remove your curse Patient: good news? Cleric: we are naming the curse after you! 3:16 PM 15 Nov 20 · Twitter for Android Posted in r/dndmemes reddit
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    Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts? Someone: Did the Internet tell you that? Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips. Source: king-nerdlord 32,303 notes >>> D 17
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    LET'S PUT AN OGRE HERE, RIGHT BEHIND THIS HIDDEN TRAP DOOR Random Map 4 AND WE'LL PLACE A GOBLIN WIZARD WITH FIREBALL MEMORIZED HERE ON HIS SHOULDER, BECAUSE EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND imgflip.com
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    How the campaign was meant to go How it actually goes ORDERINGS THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Shrek was still hungry, so he ate a bolt of lightning "Yum," said Shrek. "My diet is everything." "You eat my food," said the cloud that made the lightning. "Please at least tip twenty percent." "Okay," said Shrek. "I will get your tip from my bag." Shrek reached into his bag for his gun that killed clouds.
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    knuckle before dnd: why is my cat swiping at me when i stop petting him after dnd: i left melee range, so of course he gets an attack of opportunity
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    Your character has some issues man... What do you mean? I made him by the book. which book did you use? DIAGNOSTIC AND STATISTICAL MANUAL OF MENTAL DISORDERS FIFTH EDITION DSM-5 AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION 5th Edition Manual
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    Conal Pierse @ConalPierse You arrive at a gate with two guards. Guard 1: Halt, traveler. You must solve our riddle to continue. Guard 2: here we go G1: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES. G2: jesus christ, Daniel, I said I was sorry.
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    it's my kitchen and i'm gonna listen to jaunty fantasy tavern music while i cook so i get to feel like a jolly dwarven innkeeper and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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    MONSTER MANUAL ANUAL DUNGEONS & DRAGONS® A menagerie of deadly monsters for the world's greatest roleplaying game
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    Your stick figure family rolled a
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    Unfinished Game Save Unfinished Game Save Unfinished Game Save Unfinished Game Save Another Game Save
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    Spooky Skoog @Skoog dracula: you gotta stop man me: [turning another vegan into a vampire] lol but they get SO mad 6:51 PM 10/1/20 Twitter for iPhone 632 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 4,423 Likes
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    When you see an angel statue
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    timelordsandkittens D&D item idea: bag of holding (used) It's exactly like a regular bag of holding except that you got it second hand and everything you put in it comes out covered in glitter.
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    MichaelMeirSaltzman @JustAddSaltz I'm 35 and have not yet received a call to adventure and am starting to worry I'm not a protagonist
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    Abandoned chicken temple
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    Reading the dinosaur section in the bestiary and getting sad that you won't ever get to use them Realising you're the DM and this is a fantasy universe which you control Designing the perfect island jungle encounter for your players
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    Plush of Warmth Wondrous Item - uncommon A medium sized, stuffed owl bear. It has a faint glow to it. This plushy radiates enough heat to keep the holder warm in any circumstance. It also radiates dim light in the space that it's user occupies (5 square feet)
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    Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what
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    incognito-author: vacidicar: spadenightmaren: what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life Why is this not getting around faster DUDE
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    Dr. Megan Connell @MeganPsyD Jail does not work for helping your badly behaving dice. Maybe they are getting performance anxiety. Try giving them a comfortable place to recover from less than stellar rolls. #dnd DXTERHIALTION RANDOMNESS 8:47 AM - Nov 17, 2019 Twitter for iPhone I Sometimes in Me
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    Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz Kids putting their teeth under their pillows is the most occultist sh in the world. Yes, child, put the discarded bone under your pillow. if you are lucky the tiny demon will come and make her purchase. Sell your bones for riches, my child, your youth will be spent soon.
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    tombstonetourism A tree trunk throne in Kendall, England. jazz2midnight Doesn't look safe for a mortal. aquatalks if you sit there you belong to the fae jewishdragon. That's the Fae's problem nobody-is-typing That is such a strong, bold, confident statement and I respect you for it. Source: tombstonetouri...
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    imgflip.com Making a campaign about overthrowing a tyrannical monarch and instituting a democracy. Making a campaign about protecting the children of the overthrown king, where the royals were vilified by rebel propaganda. Do them one after the other, and watch the players' horror as it dawns on them that they weren't the good guys in campaign 1, then use the original party as the final boss.
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    Kellen @captainkalvis me: hi I'd like to buy a magic bullet Follow bed bath and beyond employee: ooh making some smoothies huh? me: no [clenching fist] I want to kill a wizard employee: [eyes going black] fōllōw me 1:52 PM - 2 Feb 2019 9,826 Retweets 52,344 Likes 68 19.8K 52K
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    Herman T. Dybing @Optimushroom1 #dnd tip to all gnome players out there: if you cast Reduce on yourself, you'll only weigh ~5 lb, so you can fly by grabbing yourself by the collar with Mage Hand. Great for dramatic getaways. 5:51 PM 16 Jan 19 Twitter for Android 990 Retweets 3,135 Likes 27 < Walrock Homebrew @WalrockHom.... 16h v {WH} Replying to @Optimushroom1 and @npcbree ...And that's how you win D&D, folks. 27 54
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