40 Unbelievable Old Newspaper Ads That Show Just How Times Have Changed

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John Summers • Contributor
Dec 17, 2024 11:00 PM EST

I love flipping through old ads because they're like tiny, time-traveling windows into what people thought was cutting-edge. But let's be real—some of these products are so bizarre they feel like satire. Let's take a stroll down memory lane to a time when newspapers were filled with ads for gadgets and products that seem absolutely wild today. These weren't just "things of their time"—they were peak innovation. A gun-shaped TV remote? Genius! A car hot dog maker? Revolutionary! A combination calculator/alarm clock/cigarette lighter? Why settle for just one function when you can have it all? And let's not even get started on potato fudge spread… because, honestly, what?!

Imagine pitching a hot dog maker for your dashboard in 2024! Still, there's something incredibly charming about the creativity and unbridled optimism of these retro ads. They're quirky, weird, and honestly? Kind of amazing.

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    Get your 'Mac' hat. 99¢ With the purchase of a Big Mac sandwich, large fries and a drink. @consumertc McDonald's McDonald's R 1984 McDonald's Corporation
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    Remember the moment. Presenting the AT&T Commemorative Olympic Telephone. Yachting Runner Equestrian Discus Thrower FOC Torch Carriers Gymnast Las Angel 1904 Swimmer Games of the XXIIIrd Olympiad Los Angeles 1984 AT&T 1:00 AT&T TELECOMMUNICATIONS SPONSOR 1964 COMICS Now you can own the phone of the 1984 Los Angeles Olympic Games. It comes with the official "Star in Motion" symbol. Two other plaques are available as options. You can also choose any or all of seven Olympic event sculp- tures. Each
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    Zenith Announces the Simplest All-Speed Automatic Record Changer Ever Invented! 16 33 45 78 OFF COBRA- MATIC MAN 10 12
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    I Remember When He Couldn't Keep His Hands Off Me ! BAZOOKA Now he's got that NEO GEO I scream but he doesn't hear He used to play all night with me. Hot action, fantasy games....you name it. Now he says his NEO GEO gives him more, plus major league sports, ninja warriors, and flame throwing enemies. Can you do that? he asks. I make my play but he's glued to NEO GEO's vivid 4 dimen- sional graphics and 65,000 colors. me above 15 channels of pure pulsating stereo sound with 7 dedicated to real vo
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    A WOOL NOSE WARMER is a kooky but practical way to eliminate the red nose problem in wintry weather. Great for out- door sports on those bitter days. Gaily tasseled warmer ties securely behind head, fits any size nose, Assorted stripes. $1.00. Hanover House, Dept. 3536, Hanover, Pa.
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    GUNVERTOR Trigger Action TV Channel Changer "Shoot" to change channels with the "GUNVERTOR" infrared Universal TV Remote. Replaces 3 remotes to take control of all TV, VCR & cable box functions. Pre-pro- grammed to operate over 200 brands. Hold trigger for rapid fire channel selection or squeeze off "single rounds" to change channels more slowly. With 25- button keypad & easy instructions. Requires four "AA" batteries. Measures 11". Guaranteed to work with your TV. 8916 Gunvertor. Was $49.98 Not
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    U.F.O. DETECTOR UFO DETECTOR ⚫ Detects Strong Electromagnetic Force Fields. • Built-In Alarm System. • Activated 24 Hours A Day With No Battery Drain. • Operates On A Single Flashlight Cell. • Front Panel Circuit And Battery Test Switch. • Solid Aluminum & Steel Construction. Measures Only 24" X 34" X 4" Completely Wired Only $17.95 • SHIELDS ENTERPRISES 1004 INDIAN FALLS RD. EMMAUS, PENNA. 18049 Please Enclose $17.95 In Check Or Money Order For Each Unit. 100% Money Back Guarantee. Name Address
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    Happy Holiday Idea! SPECIAL OFFER! Four distinctive glass Hot Dr Pepper cups, as illustrated, with bronze anodized aluminum handles. Only $2.00, Postage Prepaid. Send I check or money order (no stamps) with your name and address to: Hot Dr Pepper, Box #28, Philadelphia 5, Pennsylvania. devilishly different! For something different-devilishly different for the holidays-try Dr Pepper piping hot. Here is a bracing, cool weather refreshment that lends a holiday spirit to any occasion. Just heat Dr P
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    Kids will want dinner to last all day when you spoon on the Kraft's Potato Fudge Into the heart of a split, hot baked potato spoon a big swirl of Kraft's Potato Fudge. That chocolatey, gooey goodness your kids crave will melt right in..putting a smile on the mouth of even the most finicky eater. Kids love the taste, and you'll love the healthy vitamins and minerals they get from the natural goodness of nature's potato, the Potato. KRAFT'S POTATO FUDGE PASTEURIZED PROCESS CHOCOLATE Fudge nugglets
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    Hostess TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURIZES PIES FILLED WITH VANILLA PUDDIN' TM M 75 JL04 0174 FREE STICKER INSIDE! COLLECT ALL FIVE! POWER! NET WT 5 OZ. Artificially Flavored
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    14 Science and Invention for May, 1924 Radio Police Automaton Distant Control by Radio Makes By H. GERNSBACK Mechanical Cop Possible. RADIO CONTROL CAR BATTERIES DYNAMO EYE LIGHTS AERIAL CLOUD SPEAKER TELEGRAPHONE TEAR GAS TANK TEAR GAS OUTLETS S is well known, radio can be used today to produce mechanical A effects at a distance. This new art is known as radio-tele mechanics. Many years ago already it was possible to start and operate vehicles and machinery entirely by radio. The United States
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    BUTTERICK 5353 HANCOCK FABRICS &103397-8 1920 W. HENDERSON RD. COLUMBUS, OH 43220 6-8-10 53536 RN/PATRON 031464102878
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    Your next radio can really be a ball. Instead of a square. Just get a Panasonic "Ball 'n Chain" AM portable. And start swinging. They're easy to spot. By their shape. Round. By their colors. Wild. And by their sound. Big. And you can keep all the sound to yourself if you want to. Because a nice private earphone comes with these petite pudgy Panasonic portables. You also get something else to help keep the Ball rolling. A powerful Panasonic battery. Just ask your nearest Panasonic dealer to show
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    THE SATURDAY EVENING POST BEATS GOING OUT! Out of the oven it comes-bubbling with fun. 15 minutes faster than most mixes. And complete in one box. Complete with cheese. All set to sprinkle. Most pizzas forget about cheese altogether! Peppier...saucier... happier... snappier! A Chef Boy-Ar-Dee pizza is the thriftiest, niftiest way to feed a group and convince boys there's no place like home. CHEF BOY-AR-DEE PIZZA outsells any other pizza mix by two to one BOY AR DEE Grated Cheese Chel BOY-AR DEE
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    Vest-Pocket Ash Tray What can you do with cigarette ashes when there's no ash tray around? Dr. John H. Findlay, Westinghouse engineer, often was looking for a place to deposit ashes so his colleagues came up with an answer--a vest-pocket ash tray. They made it from part of an electronic tube and fastened on a clip that holds it to the user's pocket. JHE
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    Auto Oven Cooks Hot Dogs WANT a hot dog on the road? Just plug this heater into your car's electrical system. It cooks two wieners in three to five minutes. Priced at $3.95, it also comes in a 115-volt version for the home. It is called the Hot Dog Sizzler and is made by the Thomas Manufacturing Co., of Chicago.
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    Keep Baby SAFE with a "Lull-A-Baby" Car Hammock Baby constantly visible; rear view vision not impaired. SAFEST, MOST COMFORTABLE CAR BED EVER MADE FITS ANY HARDTOP CAR ONE-MINUTE INSTALLATION YOU CAN PURCHASE A "LULL-A-BABY" CAR HAM- MOCK FROM YOUR LOCAL DEALER OR PURCHASE IT AT 518 Lighthouse Avenue, Monterey, California. RETAILS FOR ONLY 695 on the Monterey Peninsula.
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    OFFICIAL STAR TREK HELMET FLASHING LIGHT EMITTER SING SONIC SOUND. solar visor. big anterva snap-on chinstrap inner liner. Sack on name labels Stick on numbers. SPACE FUN HELMET. SPOCK STRE TREE
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    We started a small car revolution by coming out with America's first subcompact: the Gremlin. Beating the competition to the punch and setting trends is just one part of the Gremlin's short history. Another part is unfolding now: the superiority of the Gremlin over the other American made subcompacts. The Gremlin is purely and simply more fun to drive. The chief reason for this is the engine that comes with the Gremlin as standard equipment. It's a proven 6 cylinder engine that produces a peppy
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    ALL IN SEARCH OF HEALTH Should Wear Harness' "ELECTROPATHIC" BELT FOR SUFFERING M&N & WOMEN FOR GENTLEMEN Pamphlets Consultations AND for LINE CHA FREE. FOR NERVOUS EXHAUSTION, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, INDIGESTION SLEEPLESSNESS, LADIES AILMENTS &c. IT IMPARTS NEW LIFE AND VIGOUR. NOTE THE ADDRESS MEDICAL BATTERY CL 52.OXFORD ST LONDON.W (Corner of Rathbone Place.)
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    CLEOPATRA'S INSTANT SEX FROM AN OLD FORMULA WE CAN'T IMPROVE INSTANT SEX IN A SPRAY CAN! (WHAT NEXT?) From a centuries-old, closely-guarded formula. . . discovered by Cleopatra herself!! (What more can we say?) Handy aerosol can really contains a refreshing room deodorant! But wait'll your friends see the label! Try leav- ing it out by "accident" when you entertain. Hilarious! A terrific gift! 4 ozs. Instant Sex (N-61937) $1
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    complete stereo system in a brief case AC/DC Operation.... so you enjoy quality stereo wherever you travel ...3 speed phonograph ...Cassette player/recorder AM/FM Radio ...Removable stereo speakers Handsome Executive Brief Case contains it all, and weighs a mere 12 pounds. Stereo Speakers can be removed and placed outside the case. You're a person on the move And you deserve high quality stereo music to set the mood whenever and wherever you want it. "Stereo In A Brief Case" is for you. Convenie
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    5000 6582 Casio-First Again! with the New Combination Compact- ACalculator, An Alarm-Clock and A Lighter. CASIO QL-10 CASIO
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    Sears' Trouser Legs... Don't call them "pants". Ask for copy of the "Mark of Fashion book at Sear Men's Store GEARS PUTS IT ALL TOGETHER Sears The Men's Store phil-are-go.blogspot.com
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    25 BATTERY OPERATED Picnic BEAR IT DRINKS
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    84 olive 0 48 butterscotch 97 rum 53 russet Plushy mushroom stools 1888 18x16 in.
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    This is GE Performance Television. GENERAL ELECTRIC GE Command Performance VHS video cassette recorder optional Cabret dwood
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    Put Music In Your Walls! with NuTone Intercom-Radio муточ CENTER AM MODEL 2054 AM/FM MODEL 2058 Music All Through the Home FOR EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY TO ENJOY PLUS Room to Room Intercom A STEP-SAVER" THAT WOMEN LOVE WRITE FOR NEW CATALOGS NUTONE, INC. DEPT. 12 CINCINNATI 27, OHIO
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    AN ISLAND OF LUXURY, THE 1984 CHRYSLER FIFTH AVENUE. The Complete One. With the luxury of 49 standard features and a 5-year/50,000-mile Protection Plan, it just may be the best luxury car value in America. For 1984, the distinguished Chrysler Fifth Avenue adds one more impressive feature: a standard 8-cylinder engine for true luxury car performance. Other luxuries abound: Plush Pillow Seats with Passenger Recliner Power Steering Automatic Transmission ⚫ Air Conditioning ⚫ Power Front Disc Brakes
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    NEW DISPENSES MORE THAN 20 HITS BONG WITHOUT RELOADING* NEW toke-o-matic FINALLY UNINTERRUPTED BONG SMOKING PLEASURE FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SCREWS ON ALL TOKE BONGS AND MOST OTHERS Fill tube with stash. Slide tube down track over bowl. It took a year but Dr. Toke, the mad paraphernalia pro- fessor finally discovered a way to make even a grunge proof Cannabis Creek bong better...TOKE-O-MATIC. TOYS FOR THE MIND toke Anternational, to Just click it for- ward, click it back and take a hit as easy
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    E-lectric Banana STEREO PHONO plays in any position ...even upside down! 39.77 Counter weighted one arm plays 33 45 124 dues in Lightweight plastic unit comes with beelded strap so you can play wound, Solid state circuitry. Thumb
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    Kickin' Jeans Don't Bind Your Legs! ONLY $1995 Cand MASTER CHARGE VISACO Der Ca NATES ANLABLE TOTAL
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    Now, a videotape recorder that goes anywhere you go. He's taping that thrilling number, "Serenade in Peep Major" with the new portable, battery-oper- ated Sony Videocorder. It records both picture and sound. (The camera weighs only 6 pounds. The recorder pack just 12.) Needs only you to operate it. And costs only $1250. Yet it can do just about everything one of those gargantuan mobile video units can do. Maybe even more. It doesn't have yards of power cable to tie it down. (One thin cable conne
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    Telephones Will Never Be the Same! Radio Shack's New Cordless Extension Phone A Portable, Pocket-Sized, Pushbutton Telephone With State-of-the-Art Features and Convenience Radio Shack 80 No Wiring-Installin FCC Approved Clear Sound Works Up to 300 from Base Unit Rechargeable Batteries included 21995 PUFONE ET-300 A-a FCO Radio Shack's Telephones and Accessories-145-15 com
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    WOMEN! Protect yourself with heavy duty AUNT ESTHER PURSES www These purses are fortified with HEAVY leather! Muggers & thieves you better WATCH IT SUCKER! THE HANDBAGGER Brown Smooth Leather, Zip Pocket Under Flap NO. 154 $14.99 BROWN BOMBER Dark Brown Textured Leather, Buckle Straps NO, 223 $12.99 PUCKER POPPER Black Leather, Single Gold Turn Clasp NO. 122 $12.99 Watch Sanford & Son Friday Nights on NBC THE SLAPJACK Black Smooth Leather, Zip Pocket Under Clasp Flap NO. 038 $1199 THE PEACE MAKE
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    HANDY BOY Acc CORY FOR GAME BOY Fully Loaded. STEREO HANDY BOY COMPACT DESIGN INTENT ADJUSTABLE MAGNIFYING LENS NIGHT LIGHT JOYSTICK ENLARGED FIRE BUTTONS Nintendo DER STRAP HAND 100000 It's the stereo amplifying. screen magnifying, night light- ing, fire button enlarging, thumb stick controlling, compacting, easy carrying accessory for your Game BoyⓇ-whew! Try saying that three times fast-it's a mouthful! But that's what you get when you have it all. Other Game Boy® accessories leave you with n
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    10 Megabyte Hard Disk $3,495* MP/M COMPUTER COMPONENTS
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    SAVE $$$, ENJOY FAMILY FUN with VACUUM HAIRCUTTER Never need a barber again. Does all styles, all lengths. Tapers, layers, feathers, collects clippings. Great haircuts easy. You get all you need for haircuts, use with any vacuum. Thousands in use from Egypt to Japan. MADE IN USA. Robocut, the original since 1985. As seen on TV, now improved: Easy-to-set dial gives you any length, not 1/2 inch steps and no loose parts. Any length from skin-tight to waist-long * Great for straight, curly, even afr
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