Our Community Responds With Some Truly Bizarre Valentine's Gifts

Thanks again to you all for answering the call and sharing some truly strange Valentine's memories.

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A Heart Shape for Your Box

When you give someone your heart, you want them to immediately put it on their crotch. That's just a fact of life.

Via 1337error
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A Valentine's for Vampires

To be fair, I bet Valentine's Day is pretty popular for vampires. Either that or all the heart imagery and blood red colors just drive them mad.

Via Mitchells2003
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Was Your Valentine Lorena Bobbitt?

Wait, so you got this guy for valentine's?

Via aggressor27
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An Incredibly Depressing Proposal

Are you sure it wasn't just this guy?

Via Jaxy

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