A Treasure Trove of 35 Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    When you tell your players not to kill everyone they see. Okay, fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time. o
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    When someone has a group that plays weekly and the players all show up: Mich PRESE - DOES IT FEEL GOOD? - DOES WHAT FEEL GOOD? -YOUR LIFE.
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    Plot Relavant NPCS DM Murderhobo
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    Rogues stealing sh 0 Paladin People who want loot
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    Paying the 100g toll and moving on Paying the toll but stealing the gold back on the way out Paying the toll then obliterating everything with a fireball turning their pathetic encampment to ash and picking up the gold from their charred remains
  • 06
    BILLY... WAIT BILLY, IT'S TIME YOU LEARN ABOUT MONEY AND THE IMPORTANCE OF... BILLY NO 20 NO 8 SRGRAFO
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    Guard 1:ONE OF US SPEAKS NOTHING BUT TRUTH Guard 2:THE OTHER NOTHING BUT LIES Wizard: ok, i know this, we have to ask.. Barbarian: *takes ax and kills the first guard* Wizard: WHAT THE HELL Barbarian: *to remaining guard* is he dead Guard 2:NO barbarian: this one liar
  • 08
    People: "Dnd 5e makes it almost impossible for PCs to die." DMs that don't give a #$@!: actually super easy barely an inconvenience
  • 09
    Being a strong and genuinely helpful class Rogue Petty theft
  • 10
    Fireball Store owners eating lunch
  • 11
    The party when they sacrifice. humans, burn down a village and torch the countryside in their quest to destroy a Lich 9 Well boys, we did it. Evil is no more.
  • 12
    Players You're, like, the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try. DM I try really hard, actually.
  • 13
    DM: *ACCIDENTALLY SKIPS A PLAYERS TURN* @FEEDTHEJAR PLAYER
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    Sorcerer: *Casts Fireball in the shop* Shopkeeper: *Casts Counterspell* Sorcerer: that wasn't part of my plan
  • 15
    Tell me your best merits and I will choose the next king I'm Brave I'm strong I'm strong I don't argue With my D
  • 16
    The DM when the party is out of spell slots AWW I'M SORRY, DID SOMEONE GET ADDICTED TO LONG RESTS? imgflip.com
  • 17
    8D6 FIREBALL DAMAGE LITERALLY ANY MINOR INCONVENIENCE WIZARD
  • 18
    the floor is any roll above 1 my dice my dice
  • 19
    How my DM anxiety envisions the table will be any time I try to put a new accent on one of my characters
  • 20
    When I'm trying something stupid and my DM sighs and says "You can certainly try" DICE PRIORI RI RI So, you're telling me there's a chance.
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    The party when the DM says it would be a good idea to take a short rest 5 الالى 6
  • 22
    00 The Party NPCS "What inspired you to take on this dangerous mission and save the town?" "Money" imgflip.com
  • 23
    SHOWING UP TO D&D ON TIME WITH SNACKS
  • 24
    DM: That's a 15 to hit... Wizard: How much damage? DM: That's... 18. Wizard: *Expeditious Retreat Intensifies*
  • 25
    DM: your bar tab is 6000$ Party: how do we pay for it? Rogue: easy! Party: how? Rogue: The secret ingredient is crime.
  • 26
    ME: REMEMBER, DON'T OVERPREP ALSO ME: imgflip.com 171 F
  • 27
    Dm: What makes you think you can possibly use the halfling as a grappling hook to get on that roof? Paladin: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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    sin My players trying to seduce the NPC's: 30° 45° 60° [ sản xdx=== COSX + C tan () 10 COS 116261 2x 30° 22 1 2 9 60% 45 Intg +C sin arcta My players making actual strategies for the campaign: Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
  • 29
    When DM I DO NOT CONTROL THE DIE. you roll 3 natural 1's in a row and look to the DM for help
  • 30
    When youre a Chaotic group of adventurers, but the DM still tries to introduce plot hooks. @MemelinTheBard ETROMANI MIU Thank you Random Citizen, but No Thanks
  • 31
    When you create a impenetrable shop full of loot so the party's rogue can't break in but the party's sorcerer casts fireball instead
  • 32
    the naive player: "My DM would never fudge a roll." the DM:
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    Making a meme about Bards seducing Dragons Making a meme about how terrible the Ranger class is JAKE-CLARK.TUMBLR
  • 34
    Name a spell that can help you break into a shop to steal gold and weapons Fireball AMILY
  • 35
    WATCHING MY PLAYERS MURDER A VETERAN NPC WITH A 4 PAGE BACKSTORY A WHO WAS JUST TRYING TO GIVE THEM A QUEST imgflip.com
  • 36
    me, a character création addict www It's like I was made for this DMing
  • 37
    The party discussing how to kill a commoner right in front of them The commoner The party wizard with modify memory prepared
  • 38
    When the rogue acts slightly shady Smite Not yet Ferb

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