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36 Brilliantly Hilarious Moments From Top Gear

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    Photo caption - PERHAPS WE'RE ON THE EQUATOR NO, WE CAN'T BE CAUSE WE'D SEE A BIG DOTTED LINE
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    Land vehicle - AN WHEN HE FILLS HIS CAR UP HE STANDS LIKE A TEAPOT MAN 550-X
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    Vehicle - This is called ninetymile beach because... it is exactly 55 miles long I don't understand that either.. TItadkna
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    Media - Why do you ride abicycle in London ? It's much much faster.And it's good excercice. You can lose a paunch, only with a bicycle. TOp I'vgot a bicycle. And look what it's done to me. You're not supposed to eat it. Yeah
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    Photography - Paya I can't believe how quiet the roads are this morning I'm barely seeing any traffic at all. Playing
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    Driving - Car in Albania means.. Gentlemen's sausage ve never experianced a car this big or this powerful I can't believe I just said that.
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    Photo caption - SOMETIMES IF YOULISTEN CLOSELY RA OBRA YOU CAN HEAR MY GENIUS
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    Mode of transport - I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning IfI were a girl l'd be pregnant a lot
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    Vehicle - Right, now the battery is discharging, the oil temperature is very high, the oil pressure is very low, the engine temperature is off the end of the scale, i'm ranning out of gas, .but the clock is correct!
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    Facial expression - "What annoys you" "Men with cats
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    Vehicle - I want you to win this for the prog rock generation. Yeah. Unfortunately, rather like prog rock, James' lap is going to last 48 minutes and make no sense to anyone.
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    Hair - TICATL Soon, we stoped to check on the course of our beautiful river And here we sawthe most amazing Wildlife yet. They are the funniestcreatures on eartn, aren't they? Americans'
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    Shoulder - 59.33
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    Helmet - I FEEL MY NEW MOD LOOKHAS BEEN SPOILED SLIGHTLY BECAUSE SOMEBODY Penis HAS WRITTEN PENIS ON MY HELMET
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    Vehicle - BBC4 We have come into Jezza. BBIC No, we haven't come into Jezza. BBCD
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    Sky - I am wearing a wet white shirt and I'm in a lake... I'm Mr Darcy!
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    Facial expression - RALLS PEPORT JEREMY CLARKSON
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    Land vehicle - just noticed something about Richard Hammond number plate, it's an anagram for "liar". L481 RAR Which today is very appropriate G299 HOS Oh! And Jame's look is the anagram of 'gosh', and that fits as well CTU 131N A lot of anagrams going on here
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    Games - Top I have found the male equivalent of 50 Shades Of Grey Tremendous TRACTORS Tremendous Tractors.
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    Event - Is there anything worse than a Lego for steppingonin the middle of the night? TOP A landmine.
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    Friendship - -Look! A hippo's head! - Oh, it is! -It's probably a whole hippo, it's just that the rest of him is under the water.
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    Tree - What's your phobia? Manual labour
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    Vehicle - DODDR Hammonds Why is it an envelope and not a text this time? May: That's a good point. Clarckson: We're in Wales, no signal
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    Event - - But actually,you're not wholly Irish. You're half. Half German Half German? BYeah. Half Irish? Yeah. -That's quite an odd combination. It's like, "This must be done absolutely perfectly.. tomorrow."
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    Vehicle - aurora-b Well it was agood idea It had only one major flaw aurora
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    Facial expression - Top "My daughter is gonna be mental now Because that's her favourfte car and it's her favourite actor driving it Oh, Nove your daughter! Yeali No you don't
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    Hair - IC49 ATE Soon, we stoped to check on the course of our beautiful river And here we saw the most amazing wildlife yet. They are the funniestcreatures on earin, aren't they? Americans'
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    Land vehicle - BBC So, the GTI is cheaper to run and cheaper to buy, and MUCH better in a straight line than the BMW YH13 UNO KX63 PXU But what if you want to transport a nuclear warhead? BBC Well what we've got here in the boot of the Volkswagen is a warhead KX63 PXU YHI3 UNO And as you can see, it fits perfectly BBC But, will it fit in the boot of the BMW? Oh dear, oh deary me KX63 PXU YHI3 UND You'd have to drive along like that,and somebody's gonna notice BBC And why the Golf is better.
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    Vehicle - BI M HONDA BI HONDA TO THIS IS 600 POUNDS, AND THAT'S THE SAME AS HAVING A WHOLE AMERICAN SITTING ON THE TAILGATE.
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    Media - Why do you ride abicycle in London? It's much much faster And it's good excercice. You can lose a paunch, only with a bicycle. Top Tesplear I'v got a bicycle. And look what it's done to me. You're not supposed to eat it. Yeah
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    Community - I've got a cauliflower for if a vegetarian comes.
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    Product - Tepa OpGear You're the most famous guest we've ever had on. This must be a terrible show then.
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    Photo caption - You wouldnt ask me to do the washing up, you wouldnt ask James to direct a porn film. You say that. I think Id actually direct quite a good porn film. If you directeda porn film it would be you arriving at the house of the woman in the stockings and negligee. Ive come to fix your boiler And then youd just fix it. Might do Whats wrong with that? VIA 9GAG.COM T
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    Vehicle door - Tcan't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning. IfI were a girl l'd be pregnant a lot
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    Grass - What are you doing? Filling the carava with petrol. Why? So it explodes when the car hits it. Boom! Why would the caravan explode? Because I've filled it with petrol

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