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"My Mom Demands I Move Out of My Apartment Because My Neighbor is 'Too Attractive'."
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In a world where overprotective moms reign supreme...
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From the people who brought you “Did You Really Leave the House in That?” and “You’ll Understand When You’re a Parent” comes the over-the-top drama of the year:
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"Attractive Neighbor: The Threat Next Door"
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This winter, in a quiet neighborhood, one mother will stop at nothing to protect her daughter. Faced with the ultimate threat—an approachable, good-looking neighbor named Jake—she must act fast. Stakes are high. Logic is low. Will she save her daughter from a future of hypothetical heartbreak... or destroy every ounce of her sanity trying?
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Starring Mom as the obsessed protector, Jake as the unsuspecting heartthrob-next-door, and our fearless narrator as the daughter caught in the crossfire.
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Will our hero stand her ground, or will she abandon her great apartment in the name of maternal concern? Find out in the action-packed, guilt-ridden tale of the year. Coming soon to a phone screen near you.
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25-year-old woman’s mother demands she move out of her apartment because her neighbor is too attractive: ‘It’s only a matter of time before he lures you and ruins your life.'
Our relationships with our Mothers are a special kind of chaos, a mix of love, and a steady stream of advice you didn't ask for.
Moms have special talents they've perfected over the years, doesn't matter if you're 8 or 32, they can praise your achievements one minute and then launch into full-blown DEFCON 1 parenting mode because you can't be trusted to manage your own life.
They have an innate ability, a truly remarkable talent to incorporate the best of soap operas and blockbuster spectacles into the most mundane day-to-day experiences. Taking a completely normal scenario and spinning it into a cinematic crisis.
The mother at the center of today's story has just this talent: One minute, she's complimenting your new haircut, and the next? Convinced your life is spiraling into havoc because you have an attractive neighbor? Truly, the stuff of Hollywood dreams.
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