'For 5-8 minutes [I was] singing sea shanties... with about 350 people listening': 20 Video calls where people accidentally unmuted themselves in front of everyone

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    In 60 Firal Effect Control CORE Overhead Turning Sky Pu 4 sets of 15 reps COCCODROBNO DE
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    Guilty as charged

    gh... Attorney here - when I literally said "sh "while getting off a court call. ETA: to be clear, this was audible to the judge and all other virtual hearing participants.
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    Edexcel GCSE Was playing online Chess, since my teacher was idle. The opposite side in the Chess game was taking too long to move so I yelled "Make a move you b Ird." My mic wasn't muted.
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    Try a pillow instead

    Zealousideal-Des... I was bored and i started slamming my keyboard and i was unmuted. Everyone heard me.
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    madcats323 I'm a public defender and for the past year I've been doing court over zoom from the jail. It's pretty chaotic because we have my guys, the people who are out of custody at court, people appearing by zoom from home, private attorneys, you name it. Makes for a long day.
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    I was in front of a judge who is very slow and deliberate and it became apparent that several of my cases wouldn't be called until after lunch. I turned from the screen and HOLLERED across the module, "sorry guys, you'll have to come back after lunch. This guy is slower than death!" I was not muted.
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    After lunch, I made a sincere and abject apology on the record "your Honor, prior - to the break I made a comment that was inappropriate and I'd like to apologize to the Court..." The judge was lovely and assured me he hadn't heard a thing. Everyone heard it. Mortifying.
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    Idea: We should start every video call with 5-8 minutes of sea shanties

    Martinio69ehehe I was in the beginning of a zoom exam, and i didnt realize the mic turns of on immediately... So i was for about 5-8 mins singing sea shanties while i prepared all my setup, with about 350 people listening to me
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    TheRealGongoozler It wasn't a zoom meeting but I used to take inbound calls for a bank. I worked in a credit card department and a guy called wanting to set up autopay on his line. I said I'd need a routing and account number from that and told him he could find it on a check. He told me he didn't want to get up and would make a one time payment with his card and
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    then spent about 1-2 minutes shuffling nearby things to find it. I THOUGHT I hit mute and very snarky like said "just go get a check..." I thought I was about to get my a absolutely handed to me but luckily tho the dude was super chill and laughed about it and said "yeah I need to get my lazy a up"
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    BlueberryWaffleB... Loaded up Mario Kart on my TV and my professor asked if she could play with me
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    A_Hale My wife and I have been taking a technical writing course at our university together. One day she was making comments on the Zoom call before class started and one guy started making comments along the line of "Dannnggg that girl is cute! Man, [first name] [last name] I'll have to remember her. Oh, wait a second, was
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    she married? I can't remember." Our instructor cut him off by saying "Hey um, [name] we can hear you. Yes she's very nice. Yes she is married, but don't worry, [my name] is a kind person." He was horrified when he realized his mic was on.
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    To make matters worse, I was having problems getting my Bluetooth headphones to connect. They failed a bunch of times so I couldn't hear a thing but I was ticked at them. My video was on and I was staring at my computer with an angry expression trying to mess with the settings.
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    Administration Bor... Was playing 8 Ball Pool and was in final round of a tournament during Calc, screamed "holy f I blow" after missing a shot. Got about eight texts from classmates and a nice laugh from the teacher.
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    [deleted] Had my mic on but camera off. Dozed off and started snoring
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    [deleted] Got stressed about something and to cool myself off I said "(insert exhale here while looking up) I'm gonna fail this test.." Didn't get yelled at, but got a "don't do it again".
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    Saesama I had juuuust unmuted my mic to answer a question in class, and my sweet flufferb stepped right in the middle of my keyboard and yelled for me to pet her. I later got a text from a class buddy that she has the most perfect meow. I agree, even if she uses it for chaos.
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    This must've had the other video callers in stitches, while this person was totally oblivious to the noise

    ordinary_gurll I was arguing with my mom, got scolded by my brother's teacher for being too loud, all while forgetting to mute my mic
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    djac 13 Teaching a class and I felt a burp coming on. Thought I could swallow it away or take a quick break and mute myself. Nope. Had to joke about it after while being embarrassed.
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    jucomsdn I was playing random notes on my trombone and my entire band class had to hear me awfully attempt to play her name is by treepalm I only noticed I wasn't muted until my teacher muted me
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    FrightenedOfSpo... An older colleague of mine never mutes. One time he took a phone call during a meeting and we all got to hear him complain about how boring the meeting was. He then took a second call during the same meeting, again without muting, but the host muted him that time.
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    Cranzeeman wasnt a zoom meeting but i forgot to mute my mic during a game of TF2 and everyone in the lobby heard me singing to myself... on the bright side, one guy said i had a nice voice lol
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    Let's hope there were more people on the call than just the teacher!

    [deleted] Went off on a tirade to no one in particular about how my music teacher was a idiot. Might have forgotten to mute myself before I did.
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    [deleted] Faculty meeting, and I thought my mic was muted. Principal asks if anyone has anything to say before we all sign off. I said, "Yeah, I wish you'd go to another school."
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    b mike1 I was attending a Zoom meeting with my roommate also attending the meeting on his own laptop. We kept the mics muted so we could talk sh on the side. The meeting was a Hazwoper training class. This was a new job and we were required to complete the class before we were allowed to go out into the field. The host was long
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    winded and monotone. I made sure the mic was muted and the camera was off before I put my head down on the laptop track pad to rest and listen. The problem was that I accidentally pressed the space bar which, unbeknownst to me, turns the camera/mic on. Host droned on and on and on. I lifted my head and said to the roommate "Someone
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    needs to tell him to shut the f." Mid sentence the host says, "I'm sorry. What?" and there was a gasp from others in the meeting. I turn red with embarrassment immediately and to my horror my roommate starts laughing on his open mic. The host can fail me and screw my world up but fortunately he didn't hear it clearly because he
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    was talking. However, my new boss knew it was me. Later in the day he messaged me laughing "I was thinking the same thing!". Lesson learned.

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