Employee tricks slacker coworker, sabotages spreadsheets, gets coworker put on leave: 'I guess he’ll be doing his own work from now on'

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    I work in an office with a guy I'll call "Seth." Seth is that coworker everyone knows: lazy, always passing his work onto someone else, and somehow always getting away with it. He'll sit
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    around on his phone or go to the bathroom every 10 minutes. He's the kind of guy who will show up late, make some lame excuse about traffic, and then disappear for "lunch" for two hours.
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    For the past six months, Seth's favorite target has been me. He'll send emails asking if I can "help out" with a project, but what he really means is, "do all the work while I take the credit." I
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    complained to my boss a couple of times, but somehow Seth always managed to weasel his way out of trouble. The final straw came when he passed off a major report that was due to a client in two days, dumping it on me last minute.
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    One day I casually asked him if he was good with Excel, and he admitted he didn't know much about it. Perfect. The next time Seth tried to dump a bunch of spreadsheets on me to organize for his next report, I agreed.
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    But this time, I embedded a series of hidden formulas into the documents. These formulas didn't do anything important, just enough to mess with the numbers if someone didn't know how to check for hidden cells. It took
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    me a little time, but I was careful not to make it too obvious. The kicker? Every time Seth tried to copy and paste the data into his report, it would scramble everything just enough to be completely useless.
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    On the day the report was due, Seth slacked off like usual, assuming I had handled it like always. When the client called, furious because the report was filled with nonsense numbers, Seth panicked. He rushed to fix it, but every time he tried to fix one part of the report, something else would break. He
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    came to me, frantic, and asked for help. I acted confused and said, "Oh, I don't know what happened! Maybe it's a glitch?" I gave him some vague advice and watched as he spent the entire day trying to salvage his mess.
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    Our boss found out, and for once, Seth couldn't talk his way out of it. He got lambasted for scr☐ up such an important project and was put on temporary leave without pay. I guess he'll be doing his own work from now on.
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    Medi... Perhaps every time you're asked sh ot your manager an email saying that you're happy to help, but you're asking the manager what other projects he or she wants you to delay to work on your coworkers project.
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    Verwilderd1 .. If he's just a coworker, why even bother agreeing to his "requests" for help? Just tell him to pound sand.
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    yaypopbo⚫ If only he knew how to paste values instead of just regular paste. What an idiot. Good job getting him caught.
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    phdoofus. I feel worse for you because you still couldn't just tell him to f off.
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    SAW_blade_963 · Careful, though. Someone could access the spreadsheet's metadata and see that you're the one that added the nonsense formatting. It's not hard to access in Excel...
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    weareallmadherealice This isn't pro or even finally growing a backbone and saying no. This is doing his work and then extra to frame him. Next time say no first.
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    Hughley_N_Dowd. I'm an old, old corporate vulture, but when I was a little hatchling, trying to scavenge my way up the ladder, my mentor told me something that really stuck.
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    "Learn how to say 'No!'. People are always going to try and foist off their work on you. And if there's no way of avoiding it, make sure to do a really, really sh job. It's their delivery, they get to eat the consequences."
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    Words of wisdom that shielded me from a lot of do-work throughout the decades.
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    And kudos on the excel work! It's fun to be all least slightly better than your peers at it, because of things like this.

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