25 Hilarious Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (February 3, 2025)

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Ely Bulnes • Writer and Editor
Feb 3, 2025 6:00 PM EST

Moms, mothers, mommas, we've all been in this situation: your kid has been begging you to play all day, so when you've finally got a moment to spare, you get down on the floor and go to town. You do it all — the funny voices, the exaggerated motions, the theatrical cries. You concoct an entire plot filled with twists and betrayals, and you enthusiastically play it out with dolls or plushies or Calico Critters like you're performing for a stage show. Yet somehow, when the final act is done and you think you've taken your last bow, you check the clock, and only twenty minutes have gone by, and your little one wants you to do it all over again with the exact level of enthusiasm as you did the first time! As exhausting as it is, these are the moments that you will cherish forever. If you're a busy mom in need a laugh, scroll down below for funny tweets by hilarious moms and dads that get it. 

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    I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it's only been 20 minutes.
    via kate_sept2004

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    Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Trying to binge watch a show when you're a parent takes about 20 years, apparently.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma I hate when I play with my kids for six hours, then it turns out it's only been 20 minutes.
    via @ramblinma
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 Glad I spent $400 on groceries just so I could sit here & contemplate ordering pizza or Chinese for dinner. 000
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    McDad @mcdadstuff When you vacuum your kid's room and it just sounds like millions of Rice Krispies being sucked up
    via @mcdadstuff
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    ARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I keep hearing it takes a village to raise a child. Do they just show up or is there a number to call? It's been 24 years. I think they can't find me.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Sophie Vershbow @svershbow No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.
    via @svershbow

  • And parents need extra little treats for dealing with crazy kids!

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    SARCASTIC Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I've never tried CrossFit but I can carry my purse, iced coffee & 6 bags of groceries on one arm, from my car to the front door, while my kids ask if I bought anything good.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Mommy Meme Jeans @mommymemejeans Day 1 of school: Walk the kids to their classrooms, get teary-eyed as I hug them goodbye. Day 2: Don't even come to a complete stop before kicking them out of the car. "Tuck and roll, kiddos!"
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Jessie @mommajessiec *can't find whisk* BEFORE KIDS: Looks in drawer, dishwasher, sink AFTER KIDS: Looks in drawer, dishwasher, sink, backpacks, toy bins, under couches, bathroom, car, library lost-n-found, dryer, car, yard, attic, neighbor's house...
    via @mommajessiec
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs.
    via @simoncholland
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    Dad Set Against @DadSetAgainst when ppl hold the baby and the baby cries & parents say "oh he's just tired," we're lying, the baby really does hate you
    via @DadSetAgainst
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    SARCASTIC Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My son lost his AirPods & has now had to go back to his old wired earbuds like some kind of peasant, so please pray for us during this difficult time. 600
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    redyellowgreendance ✓ @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance Kids be like "I don't like these strings on my banana, I think I'll take them off and just rest them here on this throw pillow."
    via @RYGdance
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal 000 My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me de d in the eyes and said, "I'II listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.
    via @Henpecked

  • Sometimes toddlers say the wisest and scariest things without even trying. 

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    SARCASTIC SM TOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My husband & I get along great as long as we don't talk about money, work, kids, where to eat, how much my makeup costs, why he's in the bathroom THAT long, etc.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    Brandon Trusso @brandontrusso *** Thank you for putting the stick figure family of 4 on the back of your car window. Your blue minivan had me thinking you were wild and single
    via @brandontrusso
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Having kids has taught me their ears are for aesthetic purposes only.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    MIDWEST Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom No one prepares you for when your kid starts talking back but it's also funny and you aren't allowed to laugh.
    via @thatmidwestmom
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    CASTIC ARCA sem MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors & tape are. But you can't have both.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    KAK POU Vecision Honey Mustard Mama @HoneyMustard Ma My toddler climbed out of her crib and my first thought was "Why don't they make some kind of lid or attachment for the top of these things?" Then I realized thaaaaat's a cage.
    via @HoneyMustardMa
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    McDad @mcdadstuff I don't think my daughter realizes the monsters can see her better with the nightlight on.
    via @mcdadstuff
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    SARCASTE Sm MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 I hate when everyone thinks I'm going to make dinner just because I'm the mom.
    via @sarcasticmommy4
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    MIDWEST thatmidwestmom IG @thatmidwestmom One of the hardest parts about parenting is wanting to give my child the literal world, but not being able to accomplish that financially.
    via @thatmidwestmom
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    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 No one is full of more false hope than a parent saying good morning. to their teen.
    via @sarcasticmommy4

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