"They are ALWAYS listening, unless you're giving them instructions": 25+ Wise women give new moms hilarious and honest advice on how to handle impulsive infants and terrible toddlers

Absolutely nothing can prepare you for the crazy roller coaster that is motherhood. No, not the countless mommy Instagram accounts that you follow, not the podcasts that you put on while you take a morning jog, and no, not the parenting books that your BFF swears by. There are certain experiences that you simply have to live through in order to know how to handle them. It's certainly a struggle at first, but you eventually become something of a pro. However, motherhood is a life-long journey, so there will always be new challenges just around the corner— even when your kid is well into adulthood! If you're a new mom looking for some lighthearted advice on raising your tykes at tots, look no further! Scroll down below for a collection of hilarious anecdotes and witty guidance from sage mothers who have seen and been through it all. It's certainly not their first rodeo.

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"They are ALWAYS listening, unless you're giving them instructions": 25+ Wise women give new moms hilarious and honest advice on how to handle impulsive infants and terrible toddlers

Hilarious warnings for new mums

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