Men divulge facts and "secrets" about women they did not know until they started dating: "Women's pants don't usually have pockets... Just imposters"

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    What did you only find out about women when you got a girlfriend?

    "Most pockets are just decorative."
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    TDiffRob6876 Clothing sizes are all over the place.
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    pm2501 And most of the pockets are just decorative.
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    MoiJaimeLesCrepes yes, and so few people fit one single size everywhere they go.
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    liesgreed misery 18 Oh it's so annoying how I can sometimes be a size 7 in jeans but then if I choose a different shade of the EXACT SAME PAIR then I'm suddenly a 12 like what the actual F .
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    CatmoCatmo Speaking of clothing, one thing that shocked my husband was when he realized that on a button down shirt, the buttons are on the opposite for women. He put one of my shirts on trying to be funny. He stopped suddenly, looked at me, and mouthed "what the f ?!" He asked me if all of my shirts with buttons were like that. Yes. Yes they are. Mind blown.
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    Also, finding out that women's pockets in their pants are barely big enough to hold a single chapstick, while his pockets are like Mary Poppins bag.
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    silverbellexo clothing sizes make no sense like she'll be a small in one store and a large in another and somehow both fit her fine like what
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    notcabron Their bodies vary a LOT more than men's.
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    Therisemfear I think it's because women's clothing are a lot more body-hugging compared to men's clothing. Men have different body types especially if they work out since people have different genetics on the shapes and sizes of different body parts. But it really doesn't matter since most casual men's clothing are wide and loose and doesn't care about body curves.
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    new-username-2017 Same for men's though. A little while back, I went into a shop to get some new jumpers. Tried on two, both "medium" - one was far too small, other was too big. the
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    Wildthorn23 My bf said the main thing he noticed is how soft I am compared to him. He was baffled and I didn't know there was such a big difference either.
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    The_Brain_F er Testosterone causes thicker skin, there's quite a difference between bull and cow leather and although I hope I never have to handle human leather I suspect it's the same for us.
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    Wildthorn23 That's definitely an interesting way of thinking about it xD But I reckon you're correct.
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    East_Ad9968 Women don't usually have pockets.. just imposters
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    rowenaravenclawo I hate when pants have fake pockets. I am convinced that it's a conspiracy to sell more handbags
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    Nguy94 The time leading up to the period can sometimes be worse than the time on the period.
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    trippapotamus I'm glad this is one of the top comments because YES. Unfortunately I am much more emotionally unhinged in the week/week and a half leading up to my period than I am on my actual period.
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    caramilk_twirl I'm so quick to anger the week before my period, I try to keep it to myself but I even myself off at times. Far less emotional during my period, more just sooky and less energetic from cramps etc.
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    alc6179 I wish more guys knew this! PMS is worse than the period emotionally for most women. I feel so relieved when my period finally comes. When the period starts, there's a boost of estrogen that relieves a lot of the tension of the premenstrual days. So when guys say things like "she must be on her period" I'm always like "nah you're just uninformed"
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    BleakCube Period pads are stuck to the underwear, not the body.
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    AngryVegan94 Skincare. I was a "put some water on my face in the morning" kind of guy. Now she's got me using sunscreen, moisturizer, hair masks and cleanser. I'm radiant
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    NoPartiesGuy I've found out they most of the times there is already a plan of what we will do, I just don't know it yet
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    laughguy220 Water on your face in the morning is one step more than most men. Shine on, you radiant beast.
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    Aveli1414 You're on a "need to know" basis
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    psychonut44 How much girls value little gestures and the intent behind doing them. Like my girlfriend would be sleeping, and I would get up to fix the curtains to make sure no sunlight gets to her face. Me getting a little sweet treat for her after I come back from work.
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    These little gestures make her day. But one thing that I am realising only now is how important is the intent behind doing that as well. Did I do it because I had to or did I do it because I truly love and adore my lovely girlfriend makes the world of a difference for her.
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    JaBlue You dont have to give her suggestions and solutions to her problems. She just wants to rant
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    Carl Orff I just got in trouble showing my gf this topic as now I am expected to answer the question.
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    iFlarexXx Guess where I'm taking you works better than where do you want to go.
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    Shenari That I should still love them and stay with them forever even if they get turned into a slug/worm/ some other kind of creature.
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    surveyor2004 I found out that there's a difference between pantyhose, tights, and stockings. I had no idea that there was a difference. I thought there were 3 different names for the same thing. Ha
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    Arcnia I'm a woman and I don't even know the difference
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    Haephestus When I was a bachelor I had an empty trash can in the bathroom for three years. After getting married I emptied that trash can almost weekly. I never realized how many tiny swabs, wrappers, and other things were needed to be disposed of in the bathroom.
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    WayneS1980 How expensive it is to look like you're not wearing any makeup.
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    Deezel999 I need to stop cheating on her in her dreams.

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