25 Funny Food Memes for Women Who Bring Home the Bacon and Eat It Too

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    Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that.
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    FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole I have never set a pasta timer. I stand next to the pot and continuously eat pasta from the water, starting almost immediately, until it tastes done.
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    Connor McLaughlin @_ConnorM Whoever invented the idea of Garlic bread should have their face printed on every single bank note in the world and have a bank holiday made for them to celebrate such a creation
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    Katie D @KatieDeal99 My self care routine is mostly just going to mexican restaurants
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    Alison Leiby @AlisonLeiby Nothing says you're nearing 40 more than sending a text after a night out that says "oh here's that soup recipe I was talking about."
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    Drew Monson fon@mytoecold Probably the hottest thing about me is that when I make Mac & Cheese I don't need to look at the box because I have the directions memorized
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    Jen Begakis @jenbegakis no i will not 'jump to recipe' i want to read how your husband left you.
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneOverhere.bsky.social I don't know much, but I do know it's really hard to feel bad when you're eating dumplings
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    Ben Rosen @ben_rosen just once i'd like to put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out a perfectly intact skeleton is that really too much to ask
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    Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy The best part of being an adult is having your own ice cream you can eat straight out of the container and not have to dirty a bowl, and the worst part is everything else
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    Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "Anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She handed out ices to them all then asked me "Who are you?". I realised the rest were all her family. 30 years later I still cringe.
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    rachel @rchlmars the airport boldly asks "what if the worst sandwich you'd ever had was $16.95"
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    Tony Snark »»»»» @AntFromCA i just did the impossible. i perfectly rationed out a bag of pretzel crisps and a tub of hummus so that i finished them both at the same time with nothing left over. this is as exciting as it gets in my mid 30's.
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    Linda Iroff ✡0 @LindaofNote I love the term "Kuchisabishii.” In Japanese it translates to 'lonely mouth'; when you're not hungry, but you eat because your mouth is lonely or you are bored.
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    rabbitrah Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum) rabbitrah so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........
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    Benny Boy @Camel Crushin Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that.
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    Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese
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    jon drake @DrakeGatsby When I check the expiration dates of items at the grocery store that's purely performative, I have no idea what today's date is and this information means nothing to me
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    diyani @twofrogskissing this is the amount of pasta i taste to see if it's cooked :) @shougylol.3d I'll never forget Cipriani gave us 6 pastas per person. I cried
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    thenutritiontea I was trying to decide between the croissant and a cinnamon bun at the coffee shop this morning so I asked the barista which one I should get and she told me to just get both. I did and it was the best advice. Thank you.
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    Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa I'm sorry you had a rough day, would an obscene amount of pasta help?
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    Eize Basa @PonchoRebound I want a "reverse Costco" where you can buy small amounts of items you will rarely use again, like specialty ingredients. Let me pay $1 for 1 oz of fish sauce. Yes, I can get much more for not that much more money but then I'll feel guilty every time I see it in my fridge.
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    Dan Wilbur ❤ @DanWilbur > My dentist told me that I could floss as soon as I knew I was done eating for the day. Imagine knowing when you're done eating.
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    court @uspellCoUrTNey When I cook with cilantro I throw in a little soap too so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else
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    Maggie? Winters? @saggiesplinters well well well if it isn't the one ingredient I already had for a recipe so I went out and bought 8 more things for it and then I waited a few days and now that one ingredient went bad
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    Katie D @Katie Deal99 Guys I tried not buying the little treat and saving money and it was not worth it

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