‘I tossed it in the dumpster as I left’: Guy finds a binder full of someone's valuable documents, realizes it belongs to a contractor who stole money from him in the past, he throws it all away

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    "Steal my deposit? Okay then…"

    In a wildly poetic turn of justice I once found a binder/organizer sitting in a coffee shop bathroom. I looked inside to see if I
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    could find owner info to return it and lo & behold, it belonged to a local builder/developer who had sc ved me out of a "refundable" lot deposit
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    about one year before. My wife (at the time) & I were in the early stages of a divorce, and it would have been really helpful to have the money back. He had
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    reassured us it was refundable, but he & his office manager basically said" off..." when we contacted them to get it back. It wasn't feasible to
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    sue as lawyer fees would have been substantial - I did ask my family law attorney though. This guy's entire life, EVERYTHING - contacts,
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    receipts, banking, calendar, even personal documents were in that massive organizer. I tossed it in the dumpster out back as I left...
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    MJFnSC I would have randomly sent him a page or 2 to drive home crazy.
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    fall_under_41 OP Savage. I love it.
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    hoarder59 I would hope that I could find a way to let them know why you dumpstered it. Generally, not specifically.
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    fall_under_41 OP I know, that would've been nice. I still remember the feeling of being almost giddy when I realized that I knew who itbelonged to. That was a dark point in my life, not sure I would do that now, but it sure as h I felt good then.
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    justaman_097 Well played, although I would have enjoyed the pleasure of watching each page burn to a crisp, knowing that he would be totally fed with the disintegration of each page.
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    fall_under_41 OP I like your style. At that time, I was living in a apartment, but if I had been living in the house il live in now with my current wife, which has a backyard fire pit, I'd like to think that would've occurred to me.
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    Beginning-Pangolin85 Everyone saying threaten to withhold it, just keep in mind, what you are telling him to do is extortion. He'd be totally in jail
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    fall_under_41 OP This is correct. ↑ Technically, since it was sitting on the only flat surface in this one-person bathroom (the flat surface of the TRASH CAN LID) all I did was take out the trash.
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    Imaginary_Bike2126 Classic move! Now he will experience having to rebuild his life! The p k
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    fall_under_41 OP Poetic. As was I at the time.
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    lidneedlestein You shouldve called him to say you saw it at that coffee shop after you threw it out. Make him go in a wild goose chase for nothing but your entertainment lol
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    katmcflame Isn't it nice when we're presented with an opportunity to be an instrument of karma?
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    GreedyComparison 1487 I would have sold it to him for the amount that he owed you
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    Ready-Humor3217 Did you call him a month later and say, "now I remember, it was you who's stuff I found. I threw it all away. My bad."
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    Eyes_Snakes_Art I hope the dumpster was filled with dumpster goo, then his binder was covered with same, so he wouldn't think to look there.
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    Technical_Goat1840 spectacular finish to the story! revenge is sweet.

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