11 Hilarious Reasons "Why You Come To Florida" In This Fake Airbnb Guest Book

The comedian under the name "Obvious Plant" is back, this time with a fake guestbook in a Florida Airbnb in which he pretended people shared why they came to Florida. The results are hilarious! Via: Rearfront

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    Font - Guest Book What Brought you to Florida? E-mail us a picture from vacation and we'll your add you to the book!
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I went to Kennedy Space Center to become an astronaut, but the scientists were not very supportive. They just said things like "You're not qualified" and "Why are you naked?" and "I CAN'T CATCH HIM HE'S COVERED IN BABY OIL."" -Tanklin D
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I threw a dart at the map and it landed in a trash can." -Patty H
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    What brought you to Florida? "I came to swim with the dolphins. Specifically, the 1992 Miami Dolphins I really wanted a picture of me and Dan Marino high- fiving in the water, but sadly it was not meant to be." Devon G.
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "That sweet Florida sand! By which I mean cocaine. Have you got any? I hear they smuggle it in on boats. WHICH BOATS!?? TELL ME! MOMMY NEEDS HER CANDY!!" -Fiona J.
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "A wedding! My entire family went to a wedding in Seattle and I wanted to be as far away from them as possible." -Madison R.
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    Marine mammal - What brought you to Florida? "A tidal wave. Could someone please push me back into the ocean? There's very little krill in Florida." -A whale
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I came mostly to golf, but also to hunt man. Did you know there are over 700 square miles of rugged Everglades terrain where no one can hear you scream?" -John C
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    Picture frame - What brought you to Florida? "I saw a photo of a dog wearing sunglasses on the Internet and the caption said he lived in Florida. So, I came here to find him and meet him and also I GOT TO PET HIM it was a great trip." -Tipper B
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    Photograph - What brought you to Florida? "We stole a baby!" -Lauren and Blake D.
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    Text - What brought you to Florida? "I like to tickle old people! Haha they're so cute and helpless. Sometimes, I'll go into a retirement community and just see how many elderly people I can tickle before they kick me out. Anyway, there are a lot of old folks in Florida so that's why I'm here." -Peter L.
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