This Lady Gives the Ultimate How-To Guide To Dickpics

For all you gents out there looking to get a good pic of your junk, Reece has got you covered. All but your sweet dong, that is.

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01
Get Out Your College Rule Notebooks and a Pencil

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An Epic Angle

This angle is often used by photographers or film directors to make the subject more imposing. It's the perfect pose for giving your genitals the desired "gravitas"

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A Sleek Profile

This angle is all class. You know the intended recipient isn't interested in your face. They want the goods and nothing but. The profile really lets you highlight the meat.

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The Bird Is More Than the Word

Give the viewer the feeling of what you look down on every morning. Really let them see your magnificence from your own eyes.

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A Classic Shot for Classy Man

Simple, elegant, you're a man of the world, now showcase it.

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Get a Handful

This lets the ladies know you're in touch with yourself. It really lets them feel how at ease you are with your manhood. One look at this and they'll know you're comfortable in your wrinkly skin.

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Flop it Loud, Flop it Proud

Throw it down on the counter, and let them see your after shower glory. Remember, for the flop, always be freshly washed and have a clean bathroom. That way your man meat looks its best as it's showcased on the countertop.

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We All Learned a Valuable Lesson

Thanks for just giving us the tips, Reece!

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