Obnoxious moviegoer shoves other customers in line, guy gets even by spoiling the ending: 'Trip my girlfriend at the movie theater? OK, enjoy the twist ending I'm about to spoil for you'

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    Years ago, my girlfriend (now wife) and I went to see Mickey Blue Eyes in the theater. We were standing on line, patiently awaiting our turn to buy tickets,
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    when a guy pushed his way through, actually shoving people to get to the counter. Everyone started complaining, but instead of apologizing, he said "Sixth Sense starts in five minutes! If
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    Sense starts in five minutes! If you're seeing something else, you have time!" as though that excused being physical or jumping the line.
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    My girlfriend ended up falling to the ground and hit her head against a chair. She got up with a cut on her chin, but otherwise she was OK. A lot of people stepped forward to check on her,
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    but not the a h le who pushed her. He got to the front, ordered his ticket for Sixth Sense, and walked toward the usher. I made sure my girlfriend was OK, sitting
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    in a chair, and then I made a beeline for the guy. My girlfriend thought I was going to start a fight (which is weird, since she knows I've never hit anyone in my adult life), but I had a better plan in mind.
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    See, she and I had seen Sixth Sense the weekend prior, and it had one of the best twist endings in movie history. [DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE BUT PLAN TO!!!]
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    So I walked toward the guy and said, "Hey! You!" in an angry voice. He stopped short and turned to face me, taken aback. "What?" he asked. So I clenched my fists, looked him in the eyes,
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    and then relaxed and smiled. I said (in a soft voice so no one else would hear me) "Malcolm is de d the whole time. No one sees or hears him but the kid. But Malcolm doesn't realize it until the final scene. Enjoy the film."
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    Then I smiled again and walked away, and I heard him say behind me "Dude, what the f , man?" Thankfully, my girlfriend wasn't hurt. The cut wasn't even
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    bl ding when I returned to her a minute later, and we enjoyed Mickey Blue Eyes. Not a great movie, no, but funny. The cast alone made the film worth watching. But we had a great time, even with the script problems, because my girlfriend
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    problems, because my girlfriend kept looking at me while we were watching the film, and saying "Malcolm is de d the whole time." Then we would giggle silently. Good times, good times.
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    RESPONDING TO SOME RECURRING COMMENTS: 1. This story is true. My wife and I chuckle about it from time to time, and we certainly were last night after I showed her my post.
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    There are a few illiterate, impotent trolls here on R who are calling it "rage bait" and "obviously fake," and one troll inexplicably claimed wrote it. I hate and would never use it to write something. Those with
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    writing skills, and I am one such person, do not need to cheat by having their posts. write 2. Some people are saying I should have punched him. As my story noted, I've
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    never hit anyone in my adult life. V ce is the refuge of those unable to use their brain, and I am not in that category. Also, had I hit him,
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    then I would have gotten kicked out of the theater instead of watching Mickey Blue Eyes while giggling with my girlfriend at the thought of the guy sulking three theaters over because he knew Malcolm is de d from the first scene.
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    3. Normally, I'd never spoil movies for anyone. Hence the spoiler space in my post. But if you knock the woman I love to the floor and don't even ask if she's alright, I'm willing to spoil the endings to Se7en, Planet of the Apes, The Usual Suspects,
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    Psycho, Citizen Kane, The Crying Game, Fight Club, Memento, The Others, Inception, Looper, The Prestige, Soylent Green, American Psycho, Saw, Scream, Night of the Living De d, Primal Fear, Unbreakable, Donnie Darko,
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    From Dusk Til Dawn, and even The Empire Strikes Back before I'm done. I'll leave no twist ending untwisted.
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    4. I think a lot of people are focused a bit too much on the idea that he attacked her. That's not what happened, and it's not what my post above describes.
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    He didn't punch her or physically her. What happened was that he shoved his way through the line, like a guy who didn't care that there were people in front of him. She fell due to the people being dislodged, not due to his
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    having targeted her specifically, and she hit a chair that was thankfully cushioned. But she was fine, other than a tiny cut, and she didn't want me to do anything. It was HER choice, not mine, to press charges.
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    She wanted to go in and see the movie, not make a scene. So I decided to ruin his evening before she and I enjoyed ours. And from the look on his face, I know I succeeded, whereas I definitely enjoyed mine.
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    More importantly, she was happy with my solution, and that's all that matters in the end because SHE is all that matters in the end.
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    I_dnt_Need_ane... • 13h ago I'd usually say there is a special place in h I for people spoiling a movie but I'd give you a pass on this one. I'd even do the same if I was in your place.
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    BooBoo_Cat 13h ago . That is great revenge knowing the ending to that movie totally ruins it. The a hole deserved it. Bravo!
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    . Wild-Buy2231 • 11h ago I knew he was de d the first ten minutes. I turned to my girlfriend and sister and said "I know what the plot is, do you wanna know"? They both yelled "no!"

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