Orange cat douses himself in canola oil in mysterious kitchen incident, emerges slick, unapologetic, and in desperate need of a bath: ‘He pleads the fifth’

Hey friends, get ready to meet one of the most gloriously greasy orange cats the internet has ever known. With a personality as bold as his fur is bright, this charming feline recently made waves after a post revealed his most chaotic moment yet: spilling a half gallon of canola oil on himself, allegedly by accident.

The story quickly became a fan favorite. From the moment he slipped into the oil, this scrungly boy captured hearts (and comments) with his bewildered expression and absolute lack of remorse. Fellow orange cat owners came forward with similar tales of slippery mischief, including one unforgettable story of a cat who dragged her porkchop-oil-soaked tail through the house like a greasy paintbrush.

Bathing attempts were, as expected, met with chaos, though one commenter noted that their orange boy once cooperated through a poop-related bath, proving that even the silliest cats sometimes understand when they need help. As jokes about feline lawyers and DIY conditioners rolled in, the thread turned into something more than just a laugh: it became a sweet, messy love letter to the universal derpiness of orange cats.

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"Guess who spilled a half gallon of canola oil on himself"

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Now, our oil-drenched friend is clean, dry, and (probably) plotting his next kitchen adventure. One thing's certain: he may not be royalty, but in the kingdom of internet cats, he reigns supreme. Congratulations, little guy.
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