25 Really Funny Tweets About Married Life That Are Undeniably True

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taloringer
Nov 15, 2017 3:00 PM EST

Marriage can be hard. It's all about compromise they say. But who really knows? Oh wait... Married people! And where do they go to vent their problem? Oh ya, Twitter! Well, luckily for us these aren't so bad. In fact they are pretty much hilarious and something all married people can just say... "That's so true!"

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  • 01
    Text - Simon Holland Following @simoncholland My wife brought home low sodium bacon and now I understand what it means when someone says they love you but they aren't IN LOVE with you. 5:37 PM 24 Oct 2017
    via Simon halland
  • 02
    Text - SpacedMom Follow @copymama My favorite position for my husband in bed? On his side so he doesn't snore. 6:14 PM 2 Nov 2017
    via Spaced mom
  • 03
    Text - James Breakwell Following @XplodingUnicorn Wife: *points to a high shelf* Can you reach that for me? Me: You need me in your life after all. Wife: I could replace you with a step ladder. 10:31 AM 8 Nov 2017
    via James Breakwell
  • 04
    Text - James Breakwell Following @XplodingUnicorn Wife: *looks intently at my face* Me: Oh, no. Please don't. Wife: *starts plucking my eyebrows* 6:03 AM 30 Oct 2017
    via James Breakwell
  • 05
    Text - Mr. Hook Follow @Phook75 Wife: Baby do that thing I like Me: *vacums the house* 8:38 AM - 6 Nov 2017
    via Mr. Hook
  • 06
    Text - Betty Follow @BoomBoomBetty Judge: And the grounds for divorce? Lawyer: Irreconcil- Wife: HE BINGE WATCHED STRANGER THINGS WITHOUT ME Judge: Divorce granted. 6:15 AM 30 Oct 2017
    via Betty
  • 07
    Text - Boyd's BackyardTM @TheBoydP Follow Protip: If your wife says the cord on the vacuum cleaner is too short, it doesn't mean she's asking for an extension cord for her birthday. 5:40 AM 5 Nov 2017
    via Boyd's backyard
  • 08
    Text - El Chalupacabra Follow @Uncul Scientist Marriage is where you learn you have stronger feelings about the upholstery color of a new couch than is reasonable. 4:35 AM 6 May 2017
    via El Chalupacabra
  • 09
    Text - Dan Follow @SocialMime My wife would bring a hoodie to the Sun "just in case." II 3:00 PM 5 Jul 2017
    via Dan
  • 10
    Text - Kate Sidley Follow @sidleykate Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle. 2:38 PM 21 Oct 2017
    via Kate Sidley
  • 11
    Text - EricaTriesToTweet Follow @EricaWhoToYou Dear Abby, I told my husband I didn't want a grilled cheese when he was making one and now I want a grilled cheese. What do I do? 4:52 PM -5 Oct 2017
    via EricaTriesToTweet
  • 12
    Text - Lurkin' Mom Follow @LurkAtHomeMom My husband keeps nagging me to get my oil changed, which is ridiculouss because I swear I just did that three thousand months ago. 6:16 AM 18 May 2017
    via Lurkin Mom
  • 13
    Text - Josh Follow @iwearaonesie wife: Do you love the dog more than- me: Yes 3:18 PM 8 Nov 2017
    via Josh
  • 14
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    via The Tanya
  • 15
    Text - Mommy Cusses Follow @mommy_cusses My husband bought off-brand toilet paper, and it's just sad I never knew I was living with a psycho until now. 6:33 PM 7 Nov 2017
    via Mommy Cusses
  • 16
    Text - Stacey Follow @skittle624 When my husband asked me do something creative for dinner, I drew a cute picture of a dog on a napkin and put it next to the pizza box 1:29 PM 2 Nov 2017
    via Stacey
  • 17
    Text - brent Follow @murrman5 [commenting under wife's facebook status where she thanks everyone for coming to our son's bday party] do we have any mustard? 7:25 AM 24 Oct 2017
    via brent
  • 18
    Text - Mommy Owl Follow @Lhlodder Marriage is equal parts "I would die without you" and "For the love of God, do you have to sneeze like that?" 6:24 PM 25 Jul 2017
    via Mommy Owl
  • 19
    Text - Close Kent Graham Follow @KentWGraham Just binge-watched my wife tell me everything I have to do this weekend. 3:02 AM 27 Oct 2017
    via Kent Graham
  • 20
    Text - EricaTriesToTweet Follow @EricaWhoTo You Get married so you can have a conversation with your husband when you think he's listening but he's actually wearing hidden earbuds. 2:45 PM 18 Oct 2017
    via EricaTriesToTweet
  • 21
    Text - Son of Dad Follow @Steven373661 00 Wife: Where are you going? Me: You can find me in da club shawty Wife: You're going to Taco Bell to get nachos, aren't you? Me: Yes 3:09 AM 20 Oct 2017
    via Son of Dad
  • 22
    Text - Tragic Ally Follow @TragicAllyHere A fun part of marriage is arguing over who deserves to use the charger in the car. PROVE IT, SHOW ME YOUR PERCENTAGE 3:10 PM 28 Oct 2017
    via Tragic Alley
  • 23
    Text - Lady Lawya Follow @Parkerlawyer Close My husband just walked into the bedroom with a Reese's peanut butter cup in hand. This is love. 7:19 PM - 1 Nov 2017
    via Lady Lawya
  • 24
    Text - Close Winosaurus Mom Follow @winosaurusmom Relationship status: My husband was more interested in the cost of the lingerie I got today instead of its purpose. 7:58 PM -30 Oct 2017
    via Winosaurus Mom
  • 25
    Text - Rodney Lacroix Follow @moooooog35 Grocery store is giving out wine and beer samples so the wife and I rented a movie on our iPad and are chilling for the night in aisle 18 12:05 PM -4 Nov 2017
    via Rodney Lacroix

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